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Song Parodies -> "Killin' U.S.A."

Original Song Title:

"Surfin' U.S.A."

Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Killin' U.S.A."

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

If everybody had a rifle
Across the U.S.A
Then everybody would be killin'
In Californi-a
You'd see 'em wearing their red sweaters
Balaclava mask too
A creepy creepy thin mustache
Killin' U.S.A

You'd catch 'em killin' at Del Mar
Verunta County Line
Santa Cruz and Trestle
Australia's Narrabeen
All over Manhattan
And down Doheny Way

Everybody's gone killin'
Killin' U.S.A.

We'll all be planning that death
We're gonna kill real soon
We're sharpening our big knives
We can't wait it's soon
We'll all be gone for the summer
We're on killfari to stay
Tell the teacher we're killin'
Killin' U.S.A.

Haggerties and Swamies
Pacific Palisades
San Onofre and Sunset
Redondo Beach L.A.
All over La Jolla
At Wa'imea Bay

Everbody's gone killin'
Killin' U.S.A.

Everybody's gone killin'
Killin' U.S.A.

Everybody's gone killin'
Killin' U.S.A.
dont call the cops on me

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 9

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Jonathan - March 07, 2016 - Report this comment
tell ya what I won't tell the cops on you if you won't tell them on me about that whole liquid paper incident in 2009 ...THAT DONKEY HAD IT COMING!!! 5's
Patrick - March 07, 2016 - Report this comment
I thought guns were banned in California.
Rob Arndt - March 07, 2016 - Report this comment
Patrick, why do people assume that? I can go to multiple gun stores loaded with .40 Cal auto-pistols, combat shotguns, assault type sporters in 5.56x45mm, 7.62x39mm, even 7.62x57mm or 7.92x57mm!!! Read: AR-15 and clones, AK-47s, Nagants, Mauser Ks! And all the weird .22LR weapons like the STG-44, MP-5 clone, and the like. It depends on the dealer and their type of license but HKs, Glocks, SIGs, Berettas, Taurus, Kahr, Ruger, Colt, Smith & Wesson, etc.. are there plus all manner of wheel guns, hunting rifles, and clone .308s for sniping! All ammo except .50 Cal readily available. Am pissed that Walther only available as P-22 or G-22. The guns are overpriced too except for used sales. And we have almost monthly gun show sales in Sacramento at Cal Expo. Even Big 5 sells some modern sporters like the Beretta AR-160 plus the .22LRs and vintage Nagants and Mauser rifles (former is $189 and latter from $300-400). Modern sporters are anywhere from $550-1100 depending on model and accessories. We also have modernized M-1s and M-14s.

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