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Song Parodies -> "Guns, Guns, Guns"

Original Song Title:

"Fun, Fun, Fun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Guns, Guns, Guns"

Parody Written by:

Alan Hochbaum

The Lyrics

A little hyperbolic, but you get the point.
Well, he’s got his daddy’s gun
Like his daddy and his daddy before him
Seems that the mommies never like the guns
Matter fact, they abhor ‘em
But with the guys, the testosterone
Really makes them adore ‘em.

So, we’ll have guns, guns, guns, and we’ll listen to the NRA.
(Guns, guns, guns, and we’ll listen to the NRA.)

Well the girls can't stand ‘em
If they’re scared, they just carry their mace now
(Carry that mace, now, they carry that mace)
If a stranger starts chasing them, then they pick up the pace now.
(They pick up the pace, yeah, they pick up the pace)
But if a guy has a problem
It’s more likely he’ll go face-to-face now
(Go face-to-face, yeah, he’ll go face-to-face)

So, we’ll have guns, guns, guns, and we’ll listen to the NRA.
(Guns, guns, guns, and we’ll listen to the NRA.)

Well you knew all along
That there wouldn’t be leg-is-la-tion
(But you told yourself lies, yeah, you told yourself lies)
Not as long as every shooting is treated like a strange aberration
(Just a random surprise, yeah, a random surprise)
It’s a little bit of power and some fear in combination
(Power and fear, yeah, it’s power and fear)

So, we’ll have guns, guns, guns and we’ll listen to the NRA.
(Guns, guns, guns, and we’ll listen to the NRA.)
(Guns, guns, guns, and we’ll listen to the NRA.)
(Guns, guns, guns, and we’ll listen to the NRA.)
(Guns, guns, guns, and we’ll listen to the NRA.)
(Guns, guns, guns, and we’ll listen to the NRA.)
(Guns, guns, guns, and we’ll listen to the NRA.)
(Guns, guns, guns, and we’ll listen to the NRA.)
(Guns, guns, guns, and we’ll listen to the NRA.)
(Guns, guns, guns, and we’ll listen to the NRA.)
(Guns, guns, guns, and we’ll listen to the NRA.)
(Guns, guns, guns, and we’ll listen to the NRA.)

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Rob Arndt - July 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Can't resist a parody with guns- 555! But you should know more women than ever are carrying guns and getting CCPs.
Patrick - July 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Kansas and Maine just legalized concealed carry without a permit. Arkansas? No one is quite sure there. New Hampshire could be next. The NRA is out to scare its members into donating money to fight a battle that is not taking place. The legislatures and the courts are mostly on our side. The politicians who are against us are ideologues who can't be swayed by money, statistics, nor common sense. Rob is right, lots of women are buying guns and carrying them. Very nice parody, would make good background music for the annual NRA convention. This country does have an appalling amount of violent crime. We have forced to surrender a lot of our freedom in the name of fighting "terrorism", but when an actual terror attack occurs, such as Fort Bragg or the recruiting offices, the government is quick to dismiss the obvious conclusion, Islamic inspired terrorism. That might require them to take real, effective action, not just picking out some loser, giving him a fake bomb, then making a show-off arrest.
Jonathan - July 28, 2015 - Report this comment
and we'll have Guns Guns Guns 'til the government just takes 'em away 5's

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