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Song Parodies -> "Baah Baah! A Rant"

Original Song Title:

"Barbara Ann"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Baah Baah! A Rant"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Now baa-baa-baaah, baah-baah we rant
Baa, baa, baa, baah, baah-baah we rant
Baah we rant, across farmland (baah-baah we rant!...)
Baah we rant
We're a-flockin’ and we’re woolen
Goin’ with the feelin’
Now we rant, baah-baah, baah-baah we rant

At the barn dance, we will take a stance
Gather the sheep clan, we’ll get armed with sword and lance
Baah we rant (baah-baah we rant!...)
Take command
Baah we rant!
Ewes got a rocket, it’s an omen
We’ll be gettin’ freedom
Baah we rant, baah-baah, baah-baah we rant (bad sheep!)

Baah-baah baah! Baah-baah we rant
Baah-baah baah! Baah-baah we rant
Baah we rant
We now demand (baah-baah we rant!...)
Baah-baah rant
No more of cuttin’ up the mutton
And no more of shearin’
While we rant, baah-baah, baah-baah we rant (let’s go! kick that cow!)

[Distressed sheepherders, amidst chaotic gunfire sound effects:
“They’re at again, Merle…Those poor little lambs have lost their way!... Has anyone seen Mary?...They smell so tacky… It’s only lanolin!...Watch out, Merle, watch it, Bo-Peep, they’re over there… Over in the tower, over in the tower!...Caught…Fried!”]

Farmer Mcgrew
Tried to step through
But couldn’t do
He tripped into the sheep poo (baah-baah rant!)
No he can’t!
He soiled his pants
That got us laughin’ and a-rollin’!
That is our rebellion!
Baah we rant, baah-baah! Baah-baah we rant

Baah-baah baahh! Baah-baah we rant
Baah-baah baahhh! Baah-baah we rant
Baah-baah rant
Across the land (baah-baah we rant!...)
Baah-baah rant
Because Shaun The Sheep is callin’
You should hear the bleatin’
As we rant, baah-baah, baah-baah we rant!

Baah we rant, hear our cant
Baah we rant, hear our cant
Baah-baah rant, hear our cant
Copyright 2013, Agrimorfee. I won't attempt to ram any puns into this parody. (oops!)

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Matthias - May 14, 2013 - Report this comment
Reminds me of the classic novel "Animal Farm" which is a good book (that's about the government but since it's about pigs and horses and sheep and stuff it's a lot more fun than people). Ewe rocked this one Agrimorfsheep.
AFW - May 14, 2013 - Report this comment
Very funny idea and follow up..thought it was going to be about Barbara Walters retiring..this is better
Jonathan - May 14, 2013 - Report this comment
not b-a-a-a-ad 5's
Rex - May 25, 2013 - Report this comment
This should've been the flip side of "Cows With Guns". There's no rebellion like a farm animal rebellion. Which gives me an idea...Jedi pigs. Use the pork, Luke! Fun parody.
Max Power - June 02, 2013 - Report this comment
I wonder if the entire flock would follow if one was kicked off the cliff.
bobpiecheese - June 02, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) They may take our wool, but they'll never take OUR FREEDOM! Ahem...the "baah-baah"'s got a bit repetitive, but that's the OS draggin' you down with it there. Pretty good stuff, 555!
Blaydeman - June 03, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Even though the "baah"'s did get a little repetitive like TCOP said, I still loved singing along with them. As a recording this would be fun, written out though, I would've liked to see more variation. Some of your near rhymes bothered me a little bit. Like they were just barely too different to sound right when I sang them aloud. Very funny though. The comedy was head of the flock. 555 sheep shavers.
Jeff Reuben - June 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Another fantastic title sub, wish I'd thought of that. Very well done, the votes will be flocking to this one.
Arwen - June 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Artistry... :) A funny story that had me cheering for the sheep! (and sheep actually sometimes gross me out..haha)

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