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Song Parodies -> "Someone Gave Me Lice"

Original Song Title:

"Wouldn't it Be Nice"

Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Someone Gave Me Lice"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

One of the Perils of High school

Someone gave me lice today in gym class
Now my scalp is itching everywhere
I think my whole body's covered with it
Even got it in my underwear

When I find out which one in my class
I'm seriously gonna, Kick Me Some ASS!!

Someone gave me lice and it's not funny
I've become the joke of my whole school
Everybody points their fingers at me
And calls me " Bryce " LICE " Bates ". Not Cool!!!

Now I spend all my school days walking
As I try to find that person, I'm stalking
Someone gave me lice

Could it be that kid who always has a cold and running nose ( run, run, run )
Or the one who smells real funny and has those funky toes
I'll never give up ( I'll never give up )
Until I will beat up ( Yes I will beat up )

Someone gave me lice ( Li, li, li, lice, lice, lice, lice )

This is my goal before I graduate
It's the reason why I can't date
And my nickname is Master Bates
Someone gave me lice

Not nice, buddy
My lice, buddy

Not nice, buddy
My lice, buddy

Not nice, buddy
My lice, buddy

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Mark Scotti - November 25, 2010 - Report this comment
You literally read my mind, Dan!! I just started writing "Isn't That Head Lice?" to this OS 2 days ago! Great minds think alike, and I'm just "itchin'" to give you fives!!!
Old Man Ribber - November 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Dan - Another fine parody "made from scratch"! This really gets under your skin. ;D

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