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Song Parodies -> "North Kentucky Girls"

Original Song Title:

"California Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"North Kentucky Girls"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

This is a national version of my all-time most requested karaoke parody.
Well Detroit girls are wild and Texas girls all act so sweet
And a New York girl once knocked me out down on Forty-Second Street
The girls from old New Orleans make their darlings moan and twitch
Orange County girls can be all right 'cause their families all are rich

I wish they all could be North Kentucky girls
I wish they all could be North kentucky girls

The Greater Cincinnati girls can really turn your heads
They can drive a fellow wild when they're rooting for the Reds
I've been around this great big land - I've made a lot of stops
But I can't wait to get right back home where the ladies are the tops

I wish they all could be North Kentucky girls
I wish they all could be North Kentucky girls

(Instrumental break)

Those Newport - Covington sweet North Kentucky girls
Those Cold Spring - Florence sweet North Kentucky girls
Those Alexandria sweet North Kentucky girls
Those Campbell County sweet North Kentucky girls
Be it ever so humble, there's no place like home! ;D Yes, the Texas reference was for Fiddlegirl

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Fiddlegirl - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Awww.... On behalf of all sweet Lone Star lasses, I thank you! :)
Mark Scotti - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Got a lotta class, that southern lass!!!
Timmy1000 - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Good song - from what may be your neighbor over in Cincinnati
LadyNorCAL - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
keep liftin' your ~JackDaneils~, Sir Tony!
Guy - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
OMR - Fine write - this played well to the OS. Not as much funny as clever. And I knew there was something I liked about Fiddlegirl - I've made Texas my home since 1984 but I grew up in a coal mining town somewhere just east and north of West Virginia.. The Spurs play basketball in my part of the Great Republic of Texas. I like your style Ribber. 5's atcha.
John Barry - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
There once was a girl from Kentucky. . . .
alvin - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
especially liked the new york girl line
Christie Marie M - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
(Southern Accent): Mighty fine parody you wrote there, sugar! To all the girls of North Kentucky! Well, ah'll be damned! Take 555 vittles with you!

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