wooden teeth are nice, when you get older
when they're wooden, they'll stay nice and strong
and wooden teeth are nice to chomp together
cause these kind of teeth will last so long

you know i'm gonna chew things up much better
i'll have more power than an irish setter

wooden teeth are nice when food you break up
when you're stormin' through a steak or two
cause you can even rip meat tough as leather
even eat the bones when you are through

what snappy bites you'll have when grub you're rending
you'll never fear the risk that they'll be bending
oh, wooden teeth are nice

maybe if, you didn't have these choppers, you would stick to soup
(yum yum yum)
maybe if, you didn't have these choppers, your whole jaw would droop
that would be scary
(that would be scary)
and you'd be unhappy
(you'd be unhappy)
wooden teeth are nice
(gnaw...gnaw gnaw gnaw....gnaw gnaw gnaw)

you know you'd mumble, if you talked without 'em
and it would make your life much worse, without 'em
so you wear and tout 'em
wooden teeth are nice

fittin' so right, my baby
grippin' so tight, my baby

fittin' so right, my baby
grippin' so tight, my baby

fittin' so right, my baby
grippin' so tight, my baby

fittin' so right, my baby
grippin' so tight, my baby