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Song Parodies -> "Wooden Teeth Are Nice"

Original Song Title:

"Wouldn't It Be Nice"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Wooden Teeth Are Nice"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

wooden teeth are nice, when you get older
when they're wooden, they'll stay nice and strong
and wooden teeth are nice to chomp together
cause these kind of teeth will last so long

you know i'm gonna chew things up much better
i'll have more power than an irish setter

wooden teeth are nice when food you break up
when you're stormin' through a steak or two
cause you can even rip meat tough as leather
even eat the bones when you are through

what snappy bites you'll have when grub you're rending
you'll never fear the risk that they'll be bending
oh, wooden teeth are nice

maybe if, you didn't have these choppers, you would stick to soup
(yum yum yum)
maybe if, you didn't have these choppers, your whole jaw would droop
that would be scary
(that would be scary)
and you'd be unhappy
(you'd be unhappy)
wooden teeth are nice
(gnaw...gnaw gnaw gnaw....gnaw gnaw gnaw)

you know you'd mumble, if you talked without 'em
and it would make your life much worse, without 'em
so you wear and tout 'em
wooden teeth are nice

fittin' so right, my baby
grippin' so tight, my baby

fittin' so right, my baby
grippin' so tight, my baby

fittin' so right, my baby
grippin' so tight, my baby

fittin' so right, my baby
grippin' so tight, my baby

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Guy - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
This makes for a good sound byte. This is such a teething parody. George is snapping at his coffin lid for this one. This parody really bites.
Jason - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny! Perish the thought if you get woodworm in your wooden wisdoms and your timber teeth!
Stan Hall - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Mike Loves this parod, and so do I. :-)
McKludge - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
I suppose it depends on the type of wood. Balsa teeth, not so good.
alvin - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks guy, jason, stan and mckludge
2Eagle - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Every dentist will love you for that - it'll teach kids to take care of their teeth so they won't have problems when they grow up.
Rex - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Ow! The splinters! Still, I wood give you 555.
alvin - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle and rex
AFW - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
This is one that George could have really sunk his teeth into...
alvin - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW
LadySetterCakes - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, Mightly ~Duke o"Chomp~ loved the ~Irish Setter~ line, it ShamRocks!
alvin - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks LadySetterCakes
Peregrin - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny stuff alvin. As per McK's comments, better use marine ply or similar.
alvin - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks peregrin

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