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Song Parodies -> "EV1"

Original Song Title:

"409"

Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"EV1"

Parody Written by:

John Penry

The Lyrics

In the 60's, muscle cars were the rage. This song extolled the virtues of the 409 cubic inch Chevy engine block that could get over 400 horsepower and make you a real "muscle car". In the 90's, the California Air Resources Board mandated that car makers had to make Zero Emission Vehicles, but was sued by the car makers. After producing the EV1, they then pulled the leases, recalled the cars, and crushed them all to get rid of the evidence that that car even existed. It got over 100 miles on a charge, went fast, and was great, but GM is controlled by other interests and the EV1 is now history instead of a reality.

She's was fun my EV1
She's was fun my EV1
My EV1

GM made it her as CARB defined
(She so fun, my EV1)
GM’s lawsuit was won with lyin’
(Please don't take my EV1)
So now they want to take my EV1
(EV1, EV1)
G.M., Please don't take my EV1
(Don't Crush, Don't Crush EV1)
Dont Crush my EV1
(G.M., Please don't take my EV1)
Don't crush my EV1
(Please don't take my EV1)
Don't crush...

No emissions from her
Zero emmisions from my EV1
EV1 ooooo
(Don't crush Don't crushoooo)
(Don't crush Don't crushoooo)
(Don't crush Don't crushoooo)
(Don't crush Dont Crush)

When I drove her to work she used no gas
(Please don't take my EV1)
All the gas stations we could pass
(Please don't take my EV1)
My long range, plug in, all electric EV1
(EV1, EV1, EV1, EV1)

G.M. Please don't take my EV1
(Please don't take my EV1)
Don’t Crush my EV1
(Please don’t take my EV1)
Don’t Crush my EV1
(Please don't take my EV1)
We need EVs

Big oil hated her
So GM axed my EV1
(EV1 EV1 EV1 EV1)
Dont Crush my EV1
(EV1 EV1 EV1 EV1)
Dont Crush my EV1
(EV1 EV1 EV1 EV1)

Don't buy a new car unless you can plug it in.

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Guy - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
John - You finally put a parody in after how long? Nice to see your name on the site. This is electrifying. Nice job. Hope to see more of you out here. Check out John's Website at h**p://texrocks.com/

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