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Song Parodies -> "Those Squirmy Babies"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Worry, Baby"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Those Squirmy Babies"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

well, they've been filling up my time, you see
for oh, i don't know how long
time does not fly, with diapers stinking
someone smells so darn strong

though i love all these guys
it makes things tough with five
and i say

those squirmy babies...(those squirmy babies)
everywhere they turn and dive
(those squirmy babies...those squirmy babies)

i guess i should've kept my legs shut
when he started to grab...kept up my guard
but i just gave in now
i pushed those babies...earned my scars

i'm glad they're all alive
but i can't handle five
and i say

those squirmy babies...(those squirmy babies)
everywhere they turn and dive
(those squirmy babies...those squirmy babies)

with all those babies, i must bathe today
it takes so long...i come unglued
and if i had some help while scrubbing babies
i would feel such gratitude

oh what it does to me
when they act crazily
and i say

those squirmy babies...(those squirmy babies)
everywhere they turn and dive
(those squirmy babies...those squirmy babies)




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AFW - November 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Too many hugs lead to huggies...good one, here
2Eagle - November 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't you know babies are the latest accessory? Take it from Bratteny (sic) Spears et al.
Yoidy - November 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Cute widdle babies - 5s
Adagio - November 12, 2006 - Report this comment
STINKY widdle babies! Good one, alvin.
alvin rhodes - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW (lol) 2eagle yoidy and adagio

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