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Song Parodies -> "Transylvania Ghouls"

Original Song Title:

"California Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Transylvania Ghouls"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

Spammers stuff my in box -
They're selling all their useless wares,
And the viruses on the internet -
Knock my files out - of them beware!

The non-stop telemarketers -
Never will stop haunting me,
And the politicians with their flyers in the mail -
And constant campaigns on TV.

Aren't they all just like Transylvania,
Aren't they all just like Transylvania,
Aren't they all just like Transylvania Ghouls?

The air waves have their groaners -
Like James Blunt and all the rest,
And the shows on TV on desert islands -
Like "Survivor" I just destst.

I've seen every one of the horror flicks -
And I've had all kinds of fright,
But that can't compare with the crashing bores -
That keep on bugging me day and night!

Wish they'd all go 'way of Transylvania,
Wish they'd all go 'way of Transylvania,
Wish they'd all go 'way of Transylvania Ghouls.

Aren't they all just like Transylvania
(Ghouls, Ghouls, Ghouls just like the)
Wish they'd all go 'way of Transylvania
(Ghouls, Ghouls, Ghouls go 'way of)

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Dylan Baranski - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Clever parody, man! 5-5-5 all the way!
alvin rhodes - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
i love this one
Red Ant - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I loved this too. I especially can relate to the telemarketers; 80% of the phone calls I get are from them.
Yoidy - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
They're more like Transylvania Tools! Transylvania 5-5-5
John Barry - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
What an insult to ghouls. Very nice.
The Charnstar - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Ghoulishly clever, 5-5-5

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