Who's walkin' round in really big Levi's?
Butt drags along the sidewalk with ease?
Hope that you're off to buy some suspenders
Everyone sees your undies

Why are your boxers pulled to your armpits?
Why do your pants sag down to your knees?
Why do you think it's so hard to walk? Plus
Everyone sees your undies

And undies are meant to be
A thing that I cannot see
Except for the ones on me
When I go pee

Who's got the room for two or three people?
Who needs a stick to dig for their keys?
Who thinks that next year they'll all wear clown shoes?
This year we see their undies