Song Parodies -> Never Buy Love
| Original Song Title: | "Never, My Love" |
| Original Performer: | The Association |
| Parody Song Title: | "Never Buy Love" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
They cruise the ghetto part of town
Pickin' up hookers, who
Sell 'em their love,
...Never Buy Love..
Sexily dressed, smooth skin of brown
Some are good lookers, too
Never Buy Love,
... Never Buy Love..
Often guys gamble their necks
For the rush
And the pleasure of sex,
It's true..
But, it's not cool to hang around
Doin' what fools will do..
When conscience says,
Never Buy Love,
...Oh no, Never Buy Love
And still they gamble their necks
For the rush,
And the pleasure of sex,
..some die, too..
Never Buy Love, Never Buy Love
Never Buy Love, Never Buy Love
Never Buy Love..
Pickin' up hookers, who
Sell 'em their love,
...Never Buy Love..
Sexily dressed, smooth skin of brown
Some are good lookers, too
Never Buy Love,
... Never Buy Love..
Often guys gamble their necks
For the rush
And the pleasure of sex,
It's true..
But, it's not cool to hang around
Doin' what fools will do..
When conscience says,
Never Buy Love,
...Oh no, Never Buy Love
And still they gamble their necks
For the rush,
And the pleasure of sex,
..some die, too..
Never Buy Love, Never Buy Love
Never Buy Love, Never Buy Love
Never Buy Love..
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good advice...good concept...good title....5s
only buy it if you can return it, I say, but you can keep these 5's
So true
So that's where I went wrong!! 5's
Thanks all. for votes and commenting
If only I heeded your warning..5s
I am clapping, I mean, applauding, this ho-some parody!
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