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Song Parodies -> "Kinsey"

Original Song Title:

"Windy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Association

Parody Song Title:

"Kinsey"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

who's peekin' in your bedroom door keyway ?
makin' his name by writin' with flair
who's crouchin' down to look through your window ?
everyone knows its kinsey

who's writin' down the real nitty-gritty ?
askin' near everybody he sees
who's seekin' out your most private moments ?
everyone knows its kinsey

and kinsey may...ask...your...size
and you'd better...tell...no ...lies
he's likely to...scrutinize
if you're endowed (if you're endowed)
if you're endowed (if you're endowed)

(solo on something shaped like a flute)

and kinsey will...scandalize
but oh, how the...public...buys
the people are...mesmerized
they're really wowed (they're really wowed)
they're really wowed (they're really wowed)

who's writin' down the real nitty-gritty ?
askin' near everybody he sees
who's seekin' out your most private moments
everyone knows its kinsey
(repeat and fade)




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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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AFW - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Anyone Kinsey this is a good one..fives
John Barry - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
My report: 5s
Paul Robinson - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I'm taking a rather orthodox position on this one...5's ~ ~ ~
stuart mcarthur - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
beautiful pacing and word-choice as usual, alvin - 555
Rick C - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha! Something shaped like a flute killed me. Excellent...555
alvin rhodes - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW john paul stuart and rick
Adagio - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Heeheee.....peek-a-boo!! 5's
Michael Pacholek - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Rats, Paul took my pun... but it would be perverted to give this anything lower than a 5.
Kristof Robertson - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Great idea well executed. 555
Arwen - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice, alvin...this really made me giggle...though I still wish it had been Vin D. peeking through my window. Dammit.
alvin rhodes - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks adagio michael kristof and arwen (sorry arwen, that was ME.. ...by the way...did i leave my stepladder there ?)
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliant! 555
alvin rhodes - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks leebee
carol - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
NICE! You nailed it. 555
alvin rhodes - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks carol
Rex - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
This really measures up. Excellent job.
Red Ant - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent pacing, but who is Kinsey?
MrMacphisto - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
5 for technique, 5 for performance, and 5 for endurance
Offender - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Kinsey's a guy who's sometimes credited with starting the Sexual Revolution by writing a couple of books of research that claimed nearly everyone was having sex with nearly everyone and everything else. He was also involved in stuff kinkier than Michael Jackson. One of these days, I've got to get around to doing a parody about him myself.
Jim - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
5's all the way, 'cause I swear I could even hear the original music behind it as I read it.
John Jenkins - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Mr. Rhodes, you are endowed with one more set of 5s.
alvin rhodes - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks rex mrmacphisto offender jim and john

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