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Song Parodies -> "Everyone Knows You're Juicy"

Original Song Title:

"Windy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Association

Parody Song Title:

"Everyone Knows You're Juicy"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Technically, I don't really give a crap. But I'm a go with the flow kinda guy.
How did you hit those 900 homers?
How did your arm get big as a tree?
How come your head's the size of a beach ball?
Everyone knows you're juicy

How would you do way back in the day now?
How would you do right now, steroid-free?
We'll never know, you big giant freakshow
Everyone knows you're juicy

And juicing is everywhere
Stick it in your derriere
Hey dude you lost all your hair
It shrinks your balls (IT SHRINKS YOUR BALLS!)
It shrinks your balls (IT SHRINKS YOUR BALLS!)

------ flute ------

With juicing you cross the line
You're roid raging all the time
Your man-boobs are lookin' fine
It shrinks your balls (IT SHRINKS YOUR BALLS!)
It shrinks your balls (IT SHRINKS YOUR BALLS!)

Where have you gone to Babe, Hank and Willie?
Screw Barroid and Juicin' Giam-bi
These clowns today can't carry your jockstraps
Everyone knows they're juicy

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Stuart McArthur - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
keep sticking it to 'em Michael - 555
Stuart McArthur - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
whoops, I meant Claude (heh, heh, wouldn't have been the wine..)
Steve K. - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I second Stu's motion. So Bonds became a muscle beast in his late 30's naturally? Riiiiiight! You would think that fear of the, uh, side effects would keep some of these guys from juicing themselves. Nope!
Adagio - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one. I don't go in for baseball and didn't know many of the names, so I just read the parody. 5's
John Barry - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Steroids, Ron Artest. . .this list goes on and on. Getting reallyl hard to watch pro sports. Good job.
Royce Miller - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks for another funny parody
Victor - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, it's only sports. But good parody.
Michael Pacholek - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Check Claude's keyboard! See if it's been turbocharged! You don't need steroids to pump up the muscles used in laughter, you only need this song!
alvin rhodes - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
as a baseball lover this is serious biz to me...looks like there's finally gonna be some policy set...oh, by the way...love the parody...5s
Melhi - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
ROFLMAO!!!!!!

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