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Song Parodies -> "Hobbit Suey!"

Original Song Title:

"Chop Suey!"

Original Performer:

System of a Down

Parody Song Title:

"Hobbit Suey!"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Why not? Everyone else did a Lord of the Rings joke.
Wake up! (Wake up)
Save the world or else it's gonna break up!
Hide the ring so no one else can take up!
Why'd I leave it in the hands of Frodo?
The wraiths are comin' now you gotta go-go!
The Hobbit's doomed!
Gollum spilled the beans and now they found ya!
The Hobbit's doomed!
Now it seems they all just wanna pound ya!
The Hobbit's doomed!
Grab Samwise and take the ring to Mordor!
The Hobbit's doomed!

You'll just have to run, and, hide
Watch out for Lord Sauron's eye
You'll cry
The Fellowship must not diiiiiiiiie!


Shire! (Shire)
Baggins! (Baggins)
Shire! (Shire)
Baggins! (Baggins)

Frodo, into your hands
I commend this one ring
Take it across the land
Why don't you come quest with me?
Through the mountains, quest with me?
Through the dwarf mines, quest with me?
With the Fellowshiiiiip and meeeee!!!

Trust in your
Strength as you near Mordor!
We're sore!
We just killed 500 orcs!
No more!
We're warriors to the core!
Kill! Gore!
And we'll win this crazy war.

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 14

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Amanda - July 28, 2003 - Report this comment
XD HAHAHAHA!! This is great man...
alex - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
not to good but not too bad...........
jade - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
nice sense of timing and cool rhymes!XD

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