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Song Parodies -> "The Birth Control Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Logical Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Supertramp

Parody Song Title:

"The Birth Control Song"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

When I was young, it seemed that sex was so wonderful
a miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical
and the birds and bees, was something I couldnt wait to see
Girls were so pretty, yeah, I was that horny, that was me
but then they showed us a tape, showed us how to be sensible
real careful, responsible, birth control
and they said that the world could now be so infectable
protectable, non-preventable, edible

At the times, when girls dont wanna sleep
install your IUD
So you dont get pregnant
Wont you please, please put on your condom
it wont limit your fun
and install a diaphram

Theyll find a way, and the sperm will get into you
and seman too, will all head on through, the Filop'in tubes
And then if you have AIDS, then your death is predictable,
and then mine is too, and the son produced, yes, it is true

At the times, when girls dont wanna sleep
install your IUD
So you dont get pregnant
Wont you please, please put on your condom
it wont limit your fun
and install a diaphram
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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