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Song Parodies -> "KFC"

Original Song Title:

"Magic Carpet Ride"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steppenwolf

Parody Song Title:

"KFC"

Parody Written by:

Freedom Rock

The Lyrics

I was on my way home from a vacation when I stopped at KFC and ate dinner, and later on when I heard the song "Magic Carpet Ride," this parody was created. And if you don't know the original lyrics, look them up before voting on this one.
I like to eat
Yes, yes right there at the KFC
On a cloudy night I'm taking big bites
'Til the food is out of sight
Goes far, with beer, all chicken's away from here

Well, you don't know what they could fry
Why don't you come with me little girl stuffing all the food inside?
Well, you don't know what I could eat
Why don't you give the food to me?, give me all that KFC

Close your eyes girl, eat it fried girl, let the taste take you away

Last night I held some chicken, fried, didn't wish that I could stay
Before the thing could enter me well someone just took the food away
I looked around a lousy wishbone was all I found

Well, you don't know what they could fry
Why don't you come with me little girl stuffing all the food inside?
Well, you don't know what I could eat
Why don't you give the food to me?, give me all that KFC

Close your eyes girl, eat it fried girl, let the taste take you away

Well, you don't know what they could fry
Why don't you come with me little girl stuffing all the food inside?
Well, you don't know what I could eat
Why don't you give the food to me?, give me all that KFC
E-mail me at Maddog112587@aol.com.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

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 3   1
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 4   2
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User Comments

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Steve Kalafut - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
(Homer Simpson's voice) Mmmmm....fried chicken. This one fits the original very well, starting with "I like to eat". I always liked the original lyrics about Aladdin's Lamp and the "lousy candle".
Johnny D - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked it !
Mari D - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
What are the odds that there would be two KFC parodies today? I don't know, but check the very last one at the bottom of today's postings.
AussieBullDog - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
This was great, F.R.! Five-piece feed for you.
Tim Hall - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Finger Lickin' Good!
MysteryGoat - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Great song! I can so picture a KFC commercial with it.
Steven Cavanagh - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
My saviour! Now I can hear that song and think about something other than #$% star trek first contact :-)
Meriadoc - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Maddog! Not bad! :-)
Johnny D - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Yo, Freedom Rock - thanks again for your comment on my own parody of "Magic Carpet Ride" today - but your vote on my parody didn't register for some reason - if you get a chance you might want to check it out - thanks again, very much!
Freedom Rock - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - My vote registered on yours now, and it was of course 5s. To everyone who has voted/commented, thanks for the positive feedback-I just knew this had the potential to be a hit song on my track record.

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