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Song Parodies -> "Born to be Mild"

Original Song Title:

"Born to be Wild"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steppenwolf

Parody Song Title:

"Born to be Mild"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

"Real Mild Child" inspired this parody kinda-sorta. I hope you love it.
Sleep in on the weekends
Eat your fruits and veggies
Study for your next test
And make sure that you graduate

Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Be a nerd watching "Office Space"
Eat all of your grapes at once
And do tests you will ace

I like pretty rainbows
Jam and peanut butter
Wearing suits and ties
And the insults that you mutter

Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Be a nerd with a pizza face
Study all of your tests at once
And I guess you will ace

Like a true geeky child
We were born, born to be mild
We can climb so low
I'm gonna run back home

Born to be mild
Born to be mild

(Solo)

Idolizing Urkel
Wear your dumb suspenders
Study for your next test
And make sure that you get good grades

Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Be a nerd and don't go no place
Eat all of your grapes at once
And I guess you're from space

Like a true geeky child
We were born, born to be mild
We can climb so low
I'm gonna run back home

Born to be mild
Born to be mild

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 13

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Ravyn Rant - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Awww...this is adorable. Fives for you!
alvin rhodes - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
i'm kinda shy, but here's some 5s
Steven Cavanagh - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I didn't do this one because I thought it had already been done. Is this the first?
Tim Hall - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
It's hip to be square! 555
Stuart McArthur - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
nice job - 555
Bob Gomez, born to be mild - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job, Chris. My "Born To Be Mild" was about having asthma--this was a nice different take on the original. d;:^)
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
555 SAT points for you.

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