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Song Parodies -> "Blistered Lips Chapstick Can"

Original Song Title:

"Pictures of Matchstick Men"

Original Performer:

Status Quo

Parody Song Title:

"Blistered Lips Chapstick Can"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Need Chapstick - my lips are dry
They feel so fried, I even can't eat Jell-O
I must soak my bread, I suck my spread
Looks out of place - epidermis billows
Dryness adorning, kissers take warning
See my face come cracking like an ice floe

Blistered lips Chapstick can all soothe
Blemished lips need Chapstick - menthol too
All endeavors gre-ase 'em to chew

(Blistering guitar solo)

Bestow on none your lip action
When I lick more layer protection gone
Then still I'm wanting glop
Or grease, lips crust - please give me aloe

Blistered lips Chapstick can all soothe
In a pinch some Vaseline will do
Desp'rate to be pressing them on you

Eeew, bits so dry flew in my pie
Flew in my pie and fries

Eeew, bits so dry flew in my pie
Flew in my pie and fries

(Blistering guitar solo again)

Pitcher of Chapstick - mends 'em
Blistered lips Chapstick - mends 'em
Blistex or Chapstick - mends 'em


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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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Jack Wilson - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Mer and Pipssssesss! Loved it!
mandamoo - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahaha ! I reckon I will now be singing 'Blistered lips Chapstick can..' to this ! ;-D
Agrimorfee - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Everything I love about a parody--universality, original idea, unusual song, fun wordplay, yet still keeping the (psychedelic) spirit of the original. M&P are geniuses.
pickle - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Right time of year for it too!

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