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Song Parodies -> "Maraschino"

Original Song Title:

"Mendocino"

Original Performer:

Sir Douglas Quintet

Parody Song Title:

"Maraschino"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

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Spoken: (For parodyett-y snack: we'd like to thank small & red treacled friends all sugared and roundy for all the fruitiful confections - we munch ya)

Teeny toppers, ice creamy hov'rers
They're balls that taste so nice
They set my tongue to slaverin'
They look so cute 'pon each scoop
Tasty lil' cerise spheres of good humour

Glazed mini fruits in sweet red suits
Have whipped cream as their bed
When intertwined in Mocha'rin'
Crimson-y glow, apropos
E-nam-oured are we with maraschino

Maraschino, maraschino
Where eyesight can prove:
They're globular and rotundy!
Essential for heaps of frozen treats
Chopped nuts atop sun-daes with maraschino

(Ap-ply 'em, yummy!)

(Yeah!)

Like banana, if you split it
Though they're usu'lly rouge, they be had in vert too
Ah, graced a-bove a cone, or on their own
Sundry are avails of maraschino

Maraschino, maraschino
Plain ice's much improved
When with Cool Whip they're adorning
Adrift in float made with Coke
Hot fudge atop parfait with maraschino
Maraschino, maraschino, maraschino

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John Barry - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Sweet. Clever pun on '"in vert." As usual, I'm green with envy.
alvin rhodes - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
rotundy indeed...lol...you guys slay me
TJC - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
To quote Merry Pippins, parfeit-tically perfect in every way!
AFW - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
No pits in this, all cherry tasty
Stuart McArthur - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
do merryschino cherries have pip(pin)s? - just wondering - 555
mandamoo - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
"A cherry when it¹s blooming, it has no stone. A chicken when it¹s pipping, it has no bone.." Loved it ! :)
Peregrin - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Stu and Moo - acme punsters ! :)
wandlimb - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Now I'm really hungry.

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