-> "Gnomes Abound"
Original Song Title:
"Homeward Bound"
Parody Song Title:
"Gnomes Abound"
The Lyrics
When walkin' to my car each morning
Somethin' freaks me out, I have no warning
In the neighbor's grass there stands
A tiny but annoying man
I don't know when this fad began
But plastic elves are in demand
Gnomes abound
Can't stand to see
Gnomes abound
Gnomes!
Fishing in the garden
Gnomes!
Now my anger's startin'
Gnomes!
Well I beg your pardon
I hate them, you see
There's one lounging by a stream
To see it makes me want to scream
And that one looks the same to me
As one hiding behind a tree
Don't know what their appeal could be
Unless you like to look junk-y
Gnomes abound
All down my street
Gnomes abound
Gnomes!
Sittin' in the flowers
Gnomes!
How they make me glower!
Gnomes!
Wish an ast'roid shower
Would kill them for me
Tonight when driving home again
I'll pass six, eight, may-be ten
With fury rushing to my head
I'll want to kick them, rip and shread
But I'll keep my distance instead
Like my probation couns'lor said
Gnomes abound
They drive me mad
Gnomes abound
Gnomes!
Lookin' fat and lazy
Gnomes!
Lying in the daisies
Gnomes!
How they make me crazy
Glorified debris
So ugly to me
Wouldn't you agree?
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