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Song Parodies -> "Here's to You, Kristof Robertson"
Original Song Title:
"Mrs. Robinson"
Original Performer:
Simon & Garfunkel
Parody Song Title:
"Here's to You, Kristof Robertson"
Parody Written by:
Arwen
The Lyrics
So...I almost choked myself over this all weekend...and I'm finally submitting it...considering the recent appreciation week, you should all be familiar with his work...but if there is subject matter here that you don't understand...check Mr. Robertson's artist page...he's a genius!!! Enjoy...
This song's for you, Kristof Robertson
How you won me over, I don't know
(Wo, wo, wo)
Don't like "The Rings" Mr. Robertson
But I think you're sexy anyway
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
I'd like to say a little bit about my fav'rite guy
Even though it's quite clear he's not an elf
Since I found you, I wish I were your Latvian Bride
Yes to your artist page I often roam
And here's to you, Kristof Robertson
How I love it when you wear Day-Glo
(Oh, oh, oh!)
I love your charm, Mr. Robertson
Singing about logs in your sweet way
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
In a bedroom hiding place you'll see ol' Chunky's toes
Kristof sings of Bono slamming cupcakes
Doesn't mind it kinky, just don't ask him to be Cher
That's okay, I like him just the way he is
A high heeled shoe Kristof Robertson?
When he's cross dressing, just shut the door
(NOT a whore!)
Just open wide, Mr. Robertson
Let the dentist yank that tooth away
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
Sitting in my office on a bright Thursday in June
Going to my fave parody page
Cry about it, POUT about it
when I've got the blues
I just read his works so I can't lose
Here's to my one Saucy Aussi Beau
This hottie elf has got eyes just for you
(Woo, woo, woo)
What can I say, Mr. Robertson?
Arwen wants you to come out and play
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
How you won me over, I don't know
(Wo, wo, wo)
Don't like "The Rings" Mr. Robertson
But I think you're sexy anyway
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
I'd like to say a little bit about my fav'rite guy
Even though it's quite clear he's not an elf
Since I found you, I wish I were your Latvian Bride
Yes to your artist page I often roam
And here's to you, Kristof Robertson
How I love it when you wear Day-Glo
(Oh, oh, oh!)
I love your charm, Mr. Robertson
Singing about logs in your sweet way
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
In a bedroom hiding place you'll see ol' Chunky's toes
Kristof sings of Bono slamming cupcakes
Doesn't mind it kinky, just don't ask him to be Cher
That's okay, I like him just the way he is
A high heeled shoe Kristof Robertson?
When he's cross dressing, just shut the door
(NOT a whore!)
Just open wide, Mr. Robertson
Let the dentist yank that tooth away
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
Sitting in my office on a bright Thursday in June
Going to my fave parody page
Cry about it, POUT about it
when I've got the blues
I just read his works so I can't lose
Here's to my one Saucy Aussi Beau
This hottie elf has got eyes just for you
(Woo, woo, woo)
What can I say, Mr. Robertson?
Arwen wants you to come out and play
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
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I feel a little embarrassed, as though I've read someone's diary or personal love letter, but it's well written, I'll say that.
Hehehe...thanks!
Remember that Hoo Hoo thing they did on Arsenio Hall? With the arm pumping? Well I am sitting here, in my cubicle, at my office, doing that to my monitor right now...
Ordinarily, I don't care for tribute parodies. But I like Kristof's work, too, Arwen. And I a lways read yours as well, even if I don't know the song. Cute job!
Thanks a lot, Ashkicksass...good to know you're embarrassing yourself at work...all at my expense. And Rod...I appreciate your comment...and the fact that you make a habit of checking my stuff out. This is the first tribute type thing I've done...and it was totally because he wrote such a GREAT one for me last week...I wanted to return the favor!!
Saucy Aussi Beau did it in for me. Fives, and I totally agree.
Arwen, sweetie, ya might wanna consider gettin' a room!!!! 555 anyway, just close the door, willya? LOL!
Thanks, Emi...that's my personal favorite line as well...I hate when I think I rule...but yeah...with that one line alone...I really do. Hee hee. And Stray...thanks so much...=)
Funny stuff... Although I guess Kristof should watch out for Aragorn....
a good parody of a deserving fellow....
I think you're trying to seduce someone ,Mrs. Robertson (hmmm ,I wonder...5's)
Thanks, MrMacphisto...hehehe...they can have a DUEL for my love if they want to...I would cheer for them both! alvin, thanks a ton!! And TTP...I plead the 5th...but if I WERE trying to do anything of the sort, I don't think it's working, because mr. robertson has been nowhere to be found today...hmph! Thanks for the votes!
This one gave me the giggles, and yes, I agree with Emi that the Saucy Aussie Beau line was a real beaut! ;-)
Well, I like parodies that pay tribute to other Amirighters. Even wrote a couple myself (no, I'll give you guys a respite and not plug them here), and been the subject of one. And this was better than most of those, and most parodies period. (I just hope that doesn't inspire Malcolm or somebody else to write one with the word "Period" in the title!)
Arwen, Good job. 5's...hmm...where is that Kristof today, anyway?
Great job Arwen!!!
I don't know but I hope he gets back soon because I've submitted a parody of No Doubts "Don't Speak" called "Don't Pout" that he might interested in....
:c( Alas, she hath chosen one with much more accent than I. I will miss those days... seriously, good work here. If he doesn't show, I'll just have to annoy him on the Appreciation Week thread.
MERRY...thanks so much. There was a time when I was working on this when the Saucy Aussi line was the only one I even liked. Many a rough draft later, it remains unchanged. I have my moments of brilliance...I'll never deny it...hehehe. Onward...Somebody call 911! I seriously think I just had a heart attack! Did you really say all those nice things about my little bitty parody, MR. PACHOLEK? I can't believe it! I can die now, I think. Really. Thank you, Michael. Really. PAUL...thanks so much. I don't know where my little SAB (saucy aussi beau) is. I stressed SO much as to what he'd think of this heap, and he's not even hear to let me know. We might have to be in a fight now. Unless he's out buying me a present. Heehee. Thanks, COOKIE, for your continual support. I really appreciate it! TTP, if you find him, let me know...my cell phone # is...just kidding...thanks for stopping by! And last...but CERTAINLY and NEVER EVER least...my favorite 2NZ...no frowing allowed...(or is that a pout???)...you know I love you!!! THANKS ALL!!!
THIS Is F***ING BRILLIANT!!! I've just got to work after a shit commute in, I've got a million emails to read,...and you have now just made my day! Thankyou, thankyou thankyou my sweet one, I could not feel more honoured. I thought you'd choose that song..(well it's obvious innit?) but you have made such a fantastic job of it I'm speechless (and a bit turned on, to tell you the truth....). I will come out to play any time you like...you bring the wine, I'll bring the Naked Twister mat :-) I'd love to do a "duet" with you...my email address in in my profile..I'm sure together we could cook up something...AMAZING! lotsa luv, K x
An explanation for my absence...I fell down a ravine and was set upon by a coke-addled ferrit..no, seriously, this time zone shit makes it hard for me to get back to y'all unless I log on just when the new parodies are put up (about 3-4 pm over here). Yesterday I couldn't get near my PC...sorry!!!!!
Arwen babe...It's almost 5 here, and I'm off home. Wanted to chat...oh well, maybe tomorrow...
YEA!!! I'M SO GLAD YOU FINALLY READ IT! I'm so glad you liked it! And the turned on thing isn't bad, either...; ) Huge weight off my shoulders! ANYWAY...My internet is down at work, so I couldn't be on this morning when you were...(yes, I'm totally pouting now)...but I'm home for lunch right now and had to check in. I am SO late getting back it isn't funny...but I'll try to email you tonight...which maybe will be the morning for you...who knows. I agree that a duet would be SMASHING!!! Thanks for showing up and not being dead and not breaking my heart into a million pieces...hehe...be good!
DAMMIT KRISTOF! Your email address is hidden from the public!
ORRRR...maybe I'm just an idiot and I found it after I posted that irrational comment...MAYBE...
Ahh...Dear Arwen, blinded by love...
I wish I could blame it on that, Paul...but I'm really just a freaking idiot sometimes. I act faster than I think, really...=)
I should be banned from re-reading my own comments, because I always find mistakes and then want to choke myself. Okay...when I write something like, "he's not even hear to let me know," you all need to make fun of me relentlessly so that I never make that mistake again. I'm so humiliated!
Arwen, give yourself some slack on it. The rest of us are all too busy grinding our teeth and grimacing over our OWN grammar, punctuation and spelling screw-ups. Hmmm...HOWEVER, I do recall you MAYBE mentioning at one point (if my fading memory serves me) that you were an ENGLISH MAJOR?? Well, as my late brother used to say, "Six Months ago I could not speak English, but now I are teaching it."
Hey babe...here I am again, re-reading this masterpiece and feeling warm inside :-) As Mr Robinson said, don't beat yourself up over spelig and punchewation and granma, but if yo eva; nead su'm hepl/ dorp me a lin!! :-)
Paul...yeah...that's the thing...I got a degree in English...I should be able to communicate with it...hmph. I'm so glad you're here again, my sweet little SAB...the effects of the parody were meant to be long lasting...=)
hey, this was pretty silly. i'm looking up Malcolm robertson as the one from Avon CT, USA is my slumlord and attacked me a few weeks ago. nice to see not all Robertsons are senile. Silly is good. so anyhow, now I'm moving out and he fixed the fridge after 4 months (I am a physically disabled single mom). now his lawyer says that if I don't write a letter saying he didn't attack me and a punch to the head is a scarey thing for a disabled person.;..he won't let me out of my lease and will drag me to court and keep all my savings(in the form of rental deposit) keep on with the silly as scarey is sick. there are a lot of Malcolm Robertsons listed. interesting.
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