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Song Parodies -> "Here's to You, Kristof Robertson"

Original Song Title:

"Mrs. Robinson"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Here's to You, Kristof Robertson"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

So...I almost choked myself over this all weekend...and I'm finally submitting it...considering the recent appreciation week, you should all be familiar with his work...but if there is subject matter here that you don't understand...check Mr. Robertson's artist page...he's a genius!!! Enjoy...
This song's for you, Kristof Robertson
How you won me over, I don't know
(Wo, wo, wo)
Don't like "The Rings" Mr. Robertson
But I think you're sexy anyway
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

I'd like to say a little bit about my fav'rite guy
Even though it's quite clear he's not an elf
Since I found you, I wish I were your Latvian Bride
Yes to your artist page I often roam

And here's to you, Kristof Robertson
How I love it when you wear Day-Glo
(Oh, oh, oh!)
I love your charm, Mr. Robertson
Singing about logs in your sweet way
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

In a bedroom hiding place you'll see ol' Chunky's toes
Kristof sings of Bono slamming cupcakes
Doesn't mind it kinky, just don't ask him to be Cher
That's okay, I like him just the way he is

A high heeled shoe Kristof Robertson?
When he's cross dressing, just shut the door
(NOT a whore!)
Just open wide, Mr. Robertson
Let the dentist yank that tooth away
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Sitting in my office on a bright Thursday in June
Going to my fave parody page
Cry about it, POUT about it
when I've got the blues
I just read his works so I can't lose

Here's to my one Saucy Aussi Beau
This hottie elf has got eyes just for you
(Woo, woo, woo)
What can I say, Mr. Robertson?
Arwen wants you to come out and play
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

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blushing - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I feel a little embarrassed, as though I've read someone's diary or personal love letter, but it's well written, I'll say that.
Arwen - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehehe...thanks!
Ashkicksass - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Remember that Hoo Hoo thing they did on Arsenio Hall? With the arm pumping? Well I am sitting here, in my cubicle, at my office, doing that to my monitor right now...
Rod Worden - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Ordinarily, I don't care for tribute parodies. But I like Kristof's work, too, Arwen. And I a lways read yours as well, even if I don't know the song. Cute job!
Arwen - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks a lot, Ashkicksass...good to know you're embarrassing yourself at work...all at my expense. And Rod...I appreciate your comment...and the fact that you make a habit of checking my stuff out. This is the first tribute type thing I've done...and it was totally because he wrote such a GREAT one for me last week...I wanted to return the favor!!
EmiLoca - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Saucy Aussi Beau did it in for me. Fives, and I totally agree.
Stray Pooch - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen, sweetie, ya might wanna consider gettin' a room!!!! 555 anyway, just close the door, willya? LOL!
Arwen - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Emi...that's my personal favorite line as well...I hate when I think I rule...but yeah...with that one line alone...I really do. Hee hee. And Stray...thanks so much...=)
MrMacphisto - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny stuff... Although I guess Kristof should watch out for Aragorn....
alvin rhodes - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
a good parody of a deserving fellow....
The Thought Police - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I think you're trying to seduce someone ,Mrs. Robertson (hmmm ,I wonder...5's)
Arwen - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, MrMacphisto...hehehe...they can have a DUEL for my love if they want to...I would cheer for them both! alvin, thanks a ton!! And TTP...I plead the 5th...but if I WERE trying to do anything of the sort, I don't think it's working, because mr. robertson has been nowhere to be found today...hmph! Thanks for the votes!
Meriadoc - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
This one gave me the giggles, and yes, I agree with Emi that the Saucy Aussie Beau line was a real beaut! ;-)
Michael Pacholek - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, I like parodies that pay tribute to other Amirighters. Even wrote a couple myself (no, I'll give you guys a respite and not plug them here), and been the subject of one. And this was better than most of those, and most parodies period. (I just hope that doesn't inspire Malcolm or somebody else to write one with the word "Period" in the title!)
Paul Robinson - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen, Good job. 5's...hmm...where is that Kristof today, anyway?
Cookie-man - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job Arwen!!!
The Thought Police - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know but I hope he gets back soon because I've submitted a parody of No Doubts "Don't Speak" called "Don't Pout" that he might interested in....
2nz - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
:c( Alas, she hath chosen one with much more accent than I. I will miss those days... seriously, good work here. If he doesn't show, I'll just have to annoy him on the Appreciation Week thread.
Arwen - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
MERRY...thanks so much. There was a time when I was working on this when the Saucy Aussi line was the only one I even liked. Many a rough draft later, it remains unchanged. I have my moments of brilliance...I'll never deny it...hehehe. Onward...Somebody call 911! I seriously think I just had a heart attack! Did you really say all those nice things about my little bitty parody, MR. PACHOLEK? I can't believe it! I can die now, I think. Really. Thank you, Michael. Really. PAUL...thanks so much. I don't know where my little SAB (saucy aussi beau) is. I stressed SO much as to what he'd think of this heap, and he's not even hear to let me know. We might have to be in a fight now. Unless he's out buying me a present. Heehee. Thanks, COOKIE, for your continual support. I really appreciate it! TTP, if you find him, let me know...my cell phone # is...just kidding...thanks for stopping by! And last...but CERTAINLY and NEVER EVER least...my favorite 2NZ...no frowing allowed...(or is that a pout???)...you know I love you!!! THANKS ALL!!!
Kristof Robertson - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
THIS Is F***ING BRILLIANT!!! I've just got to work after a shit commute in, I've got a million emails to read,...and you have now just made my day! Thankyou, thankyou thankyou my sweet one, I could not feel more honoured. I thought you'd choose that song..(well it's obvious innit?) but you have made such a fantastic job of it I'm speechless (and a bit turned on, to tell you the truth....). I will come out to play any time you like...you bring the wine, I'll bring the Naked Twister mat :-) I'd love to do a "duet" with you...my email address in in my profile..I'm sure together we could cook up something...AMAZING! lotsa luv, K x
Kristof Robertson - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
An explanation for my absence...I fell down a ravine and was set upon by a coke-addled ferrit..no, seriously, this time zone shit makes it hard for me to get back to y'all unless I log on just when the new parodies are put up (about 3-4 pm over here). Yesterday I couldn't get near my PC...sorry!!!!!
Kristof Robertson - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen babe...It's almost 5 here, and I'm off home. Wanted to chat...oh well, maybe tomorrow...
Arwen - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
YEA!!! I'M SO GLAD YOU FINALLY READ IT! I'm so glad you liked it! And the turned on thing isn't bad, either...; ) Huge weight off my shoulders! ANYWAY...My internet is down at work, so I couldn't be on this morning when you were...(yes, I'm totally pouting now)...but I'm home for lunch right now and had to check in. I am SO late getting back it isn't funny...but I'll try to email you tonight...which maybe will be the morning for you...who knows. I agree that a duet would be SMASHING!!! Thanks for showing up and not being dead and not breaking my heart into a million pieces...hehe...be good!
Arwen - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
DAMMIT KRISTOF! Your email address is hidden from the public!
Arwen - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
ORRRR...maybe I'm just an idiot and I found it after I posted that irrational comment...MAYBE...
Paul Robinson - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Ahh...Dear Arwen, blinded by love...
Arwen - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I wish I could blame it on that, Paul...but I'm really just a freaking idiot sometimes. I act faster than I think, really...=)
Arwen - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I should be banned from re-reading my own comments, because I always find mistakes and then want to choke myself. Okay...when I write something like, "he's not even hear to let me know," you all need to make fun of me relentlessly so that I never make that mistake again. I'm so humiliated!
Paul Robinson - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen, give yourself some slack on it. The rest of us are all too busy grinding our teeth and grimacing over our OWN grammar, punctuation and spelling screw-ups. Hmmm...HOWEVER, I do recall you MAYBE mentioning at one point (if my fading memory serves me) that you were an ENGLISH MAJOR?? Well, as my late brother used to say, "Six Months ago I could not speak English, but now I are teaching it."
Kristof Robertson - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey babe...here I am again, re-reading this masterpiece and feeling warm inside :-) As Mr Robinson said, don't beat yourself up over spelig and punchewation and granma, but if yo eva; nead su'm hepl/ dorp me a lin!! :-)
Arwen - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul...yeah...that's the thing...I got a degree in English...I should be able to communicate with it...hmph. I'm so glad you're here again, my sweet little SAB...the effects of the parody were meant to be long lasting...=)
fran - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
hey, this was pretty silly. i'm looking up Malcolm robertson as the one from Avon CT, USA is my slumlord and attacked me a few weeks ago. nice to see not all Robertsons are senile. Silly is good. so anyhow, now I'm moving out and he fixed the fridge after 4 months (I am a physically disabled single mom). now his lawyer says that if I don't write a letter saying he didn't attack me and a punch to the head is a scarey thing for a disabled person.;..he won't let me out of my lease and will drag me to court and keep all my savings(in the form of rental deposit) keep on with the silly as scarey is sick. there are a lot of Malcolm Robertsons listed. interesting.
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