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Song Parodies -> "Wednesday Addams Creepy Child"

Original Song Title:

"Wednesday Morning 3AM"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkle

Parody Song Title:

"Wednesday Addams Creepy Child"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I can hear the soft chanting
Of the girl that can kill
As she whispers "death to thee"
As one with the night
And her hair, all a fine black
Building a gallows
And tying a noose
In the ghostly moonlight

She is hard, she is cold
And her brother is heavy
And I watch as her knife
Chops the head off a doll
And I know with the first fright of dawn
She'll be cleaving
And her toys will be
Strewn about in the hall

Oh what has she done?
Must have been fun it
Was passing the time
She's just like her pa
Her life in this mansion
Dissecting a liver
Re-loading a gun
That she got from ma

Her life is unreal
One time television
And also hit movies
And prob'ly a play
It's just a kid phase
As pal Death walks beside her
The mourning is just a few hours away

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   2
 5   4

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karen - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I happened to have the CD here so played it whilst reading through. I felt the pacing missed a bit at the end of the second verse. Maybe it depends on how many syllables you give to "strewn" Didn't remember Wednesday being this bloodthirsty in the TV show!
Rick D - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
She wasn't. I was thinking of the Christina Ricci version. I love the scene where she smiles and scares the little blonde girl who went on to become "Harmony" in "Buffy the Vamp Slayer"
Rick C - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick, nicely done. 5's. Not sure if you caught my apology on the "Fueled Again" parody. If not, I repeat it here. Rick Cormier
Rick D - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm just teasing. We all get it here. When I came here I dumped 150 Beatle parodies on and quickly found out how many people had the same "unique" brilliant idea I had. Obviously, I'm still not over it.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS but this gave me an idea *reaches for sketch book* If I ever complete it I hope I'll remember to give you credit.
Adagio - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know the Ricci version, but she was still spooky. :)
Alyssa - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Wikid parody, but DKTOS. I love Wednesday, she's so cute :)

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