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Song Parodies -> "Crazy Blades of Ginsu"

Original Song Title:

"Hazy Shade of Winter"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkle

Parody Song Title:

"Crazy Blades of Ginsu"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Daytime TV sucks. Unless you're looking for parody ideas.
Ads, ads, ads
They're all on my T.V.
As I flip around
And who is this chef that I see?
Offering deals for me
That ten-piece set---I must get!
Now I call for those crazy blades of ginsu

I want the fruit and veggie knife
Paring, you get one free, cleaver, steak and utility
Just don't cut your hand
Dishwasher safe, they're so grand
That ten-piece set---I must get, now!
Now I call for those crazy blades of ginsu

It's such a good deal, my friend
What he says I have to do
It's on the tube, it must be true
But wait there's more!
They'll send them here to my door
What a deal, the price not high
The time is right; I could sure use a new knife!

Ahhh, how I'll use my new cutlery
Slice tomatoes so perfectly
Make good food for my family
No more gripes at mealtime
Now I can really carve turkeys
I'm looking over recipes
For dishes sublime
Chopping more onions so fine

That ten-piece set---I must get!
Now I call for those crazy blades of ginsu

Ten-piece set---I must get!
Been six weeks and I'm waiting yet
Ten-piece set---I must get!
Been six weeks and I'm waiting yet
Ten-piece set---I must get!
Been six weeks and I'm waiting yet

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 17

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John Barry - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
That's a sharp parody.
Arwen - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked this...and John stole my comment...hmph! 5s, Mr. Duncan.
MasonR - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is on the cutting edge! 5's!
Agrimorfee - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Ginsu slices, but you didn't slice this one off the fairway. 555
Meriadoc - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Fun one, Rick!
Steven Cavanagh - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
but you know we want MORE!
Johnny D - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Pop the pimple of pop culture and parody ideas ping the mirror of your mind.
Stuart McArthur - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
warning: don't buy anything that George Foreman doesn't personally use - 555
alvin rhodes - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
but wait ! ...if you buy now, you also get a set of three fives

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