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Song Parodies -> "I Am A Cock"

Original Song Title:

"I Am A Rock"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"I Am A Cock"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I'm glad I actually got to finish this one it's been pecking at my brain for the longest time...
A Rooster's name
Brings a heap of kids to laughter

I am that bird
Resting on my fencepost, Wood ones are preferred
Barbed wire fences really kinda hurt!

"My aching cock!
"My throbbing chicken!"

Wake up calls
When dawn breaks in the morning
He comes and I escape
I have no need for farmyards
Farmyards leave me slave
No dinner, No cock stuffing, I refrain

"Come grab my cock!
Clutch it with thy hands!"

Don't call me dove
Though I met those birds before
They're sweeping through the big city
While I perturb the farmer
Concealing where I hide
Here he'll never look
He'll never get me fried

"You've seen my cock?
Where is it hidin'?"

Not meant for cooks
But the farmer geek comes collect me
I hear "Squeal! Skid!!!" from a Ford car
Crossing meant my doom, now the wife consumes
I touch her lips, and she devours me

"Don't suck my cock!
Take a big bite, ma'am!"

And my cock is in my dame

And an old pun never dies

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 15

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Jack Wilson - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Totally different from what youd expect from the title, its HILARIOUS too, 555! Cant wait for "Like a Cock" to "Like a Rock" by Bob Seger
Chris Kilo - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I must say I agree with Jack here. When I read the title, I've gotta admit I thought it was gonna be something a little ummm..."different" haha, but no, it was a clever parody about a rooster. Great job! 555
Michael Pacholek - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
If you don't get all fives for this, you should be madder than a wet hen.
Matthias - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey Jack, how about "I Wanna Cock!" a parody of Twisted Sister's, "I Wanna Rock!" Heh, thanks to all of you Cock...err... Rooster Blockers!
alvin rhodes - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
made me crow
John Barry - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
5s for your double entendres. I've just about finished a take on this S&G classic, but I don't think it measures up, so to speak, to this parody.
Yoidy - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Almost on the verge of pornography. I'll get that cock up at 5:55 a.m.!
AFW - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job on a hard subject
Jack Wilson - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
HAHAAHAHA! LOL YES! That rules too "Its Still Cock and Roll To me"
bobpiecheese - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon - Event 9) I just KNEW from a title like that you were gonna have some double enedrees in there, just like Spaff's 'Uranus'! Well done!
Kristof Robertson - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(DEC9) As a recent author of a "cock" parody, I knew I'd enjoy this...the parody, that is; not the cock....555
tomario - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
just read something along the same lines in sotm. good parody
Johnny D - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(DEC) Choke that chunky chicken right, boy!
Stuart McArthur - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(decath9) is that cock a country member? loved the wink with the last line Matthias - this is the month for double entendre parodies, for sure - I liked this one - 555
Arwen - January 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Decathlon...I have to say that the last line was my favorite. I just didn't see it coming...=)
Josh 2 - January 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I ahve three words, BRILL-I-ANT, 5s
Porfle Popnecker - January 13, 2012 - Report this comment
You definitely didn't c*** this one up. (Why is the profanity filter picking on me?)
Agrimorfee - January 20, 2012 - Report this comment
As avant-pop duo Cibo Matto say in one of their tunes, "You got to know your chicken!" The over the top entendres pushed this one over to my favorite of this Artistry round..
Phil Alexander - January 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Caught this one from the comments.. funny, but the last "and an old pun never dies" made me literally LOL :-D
I Have a Chicken and It's a... - January 22, 2012 - Report this comment
a few years ago on the Rolling Stones song "Rough Justice" Mick says he was some girl's "fox" and now he asks her if he is one of her "cocks". When the Stones played this a number at a Super Bowl halftime show the mike sound was turned down at the word "cocks". Double entendre city!
bobpiecheese - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above!
Rex - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) The last line knocks this one up into the upper echelon of your works.
Blaydeman - January 28, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Loved it. Loved the innuendos you hd. So frikin funny!
Below Average Dave - January 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Having done an innuendo parody using the same animal, I get this one. . .

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