-> "Shots of Botox"
Original Song Title:
"Sounds of Silence"
Parody Song Title:
"Shots of Botox"
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Look at me, I'm young again
Five years younger, maybe ten
And even though my bones are still creaking
I found the answer that I was seeking
For the wrinkles that were once upon my face
There's no trace
Thanks to a shot of Botox
In restless nights I slept alone
With a face that looked like cobblestone
I tried the halo of a sun lamp
I tried compresses of cold and damp
But my eyes were ringed, by the flesh of an aging face
It's no disgrace
To use a shot of Botox
And in the naked light I saw
My face was like it was before
People looking without cringing
Just because I am syringe-ing
People buyin' me drinks, without gawking at my face
Just in case
Another shot of Botox
And though my body's old and frayed
There's still a chance that I'll get laid
And the doctor gave me his warning
It reminded him of Dow Corning
And the lawyer said "The chance of big profits are written all upon your face"
We have a case
Due to the abuse of Botox
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