Song Parodies -> The 59th Sweet Kid's Song(Squealin Juvies)
| Original Song Title: | "The 59th St Bridge Song(Feelin Groovy)" |
| Original Performer: | Simon and Garfunkel |
| Parody Song Title: | "The 59th Sweet Kid's Song(Squealin Juvies)" |
| Parody Written by: | Dee Range |
Slow down, you grow too fast
I only lust for tight young ass
Lure 'em with toys and ice cream cones
Ditch 'em as soon as they grow pubies
La la la la la love them
Squealin' juvies
Under covers, lips were glowin'
Under oath my nose is growin'
This ain't no new crime for me
Do it in doo doo
Squealin' juvies
La la la la la hate them
Squealin' juvies
I'm Little Boy Blew, my lawyers still weep
The "Tattler" is saying I slept with Beau Peep
I just mourn all the time I can't spend with Phillipe
Wife, ain't got one
I like juvies
La la la la la love them
Squealin' juvies
La la la la la hate them
Squealin' juvies
I only lust for tight young ass
Lure 'em with toys and ice cream cones
Ditch 'em as soon as they grow pubies
La la la la la love them
Squealin' juvies
Under covers, lips were glowin'
Under oath my nose is growin'
This ain't no new crime for me
Do it in doo doo
Squealin' juvies
La la la la la hate them
Squealin' juvies
I'm Little Boy Blew, my lawyers still weep
The "Tattler" is saying I slept with Beau Peep
I just mourn all the time I can't spend with Phillipe
Wife, ain't got one
I like juvies
La la la la la love them
Squealin' juvies
La la la la la hate them
Squealin' juvies
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Welcome back, Dee. LOL.
Thanks, John. Been too busy to write lately, and I hope everyone knows this is about wacko jacko, not myself lol.
oh my..this is really good stuff...i've missed your parodies.....5s
Thanks Alvin, hope to have more time to write after tax season is over.
nice return, Dee - esp. liked "Under covers, lips were glowin' Under oath my nose is growin'" - 555
This is good and sharp...cuts like a scalpel..Just what the D.R. ordered...555
Stuart and AFW, many thanks. Just hope they get the pedophile off the streets for good.
Blimey, Dee! There's no quietly sneaking in the Amiright back door for you (fnar fnar)...welcome back!! 555
Sometimes the evil is so great that to parody it is to salute it. The aim of the parody seems not so different from the evil itself. Pure darkness is not conquered by more darkness but by light. By any standard this is ADULT CONTENT and shouldn't even be here. Pardon my arrogance but most people do not have the sense to intellectually differentiate between adult sex and kid sex. If they did cases of pedophelia and child abuse would be rare instead of rampant. Somewhere a pedophile chants your lyrics and thanks you for your stupidity, or perhaps for the loss of your innocence.
Kristof, thanks very much. he he he
Newfoghill, if you take your head out of your ass long enough to read my comments, you will find this parody to be about Michael Jackson, who , because of his disgusting pedophilia, is fair game for every comedian in the world, including me.And I'm SURE the pedophiles are flocking to this site to read this. After all, we have pictures of naked kids everywhere, don't we?
sorry, Dee, but Newfoghill has a point. I was happily married, with 3 kids until I read your parody, and now I'm just itchin' for squealin juvies...
my family are distressed, my friends are distressed, but that's just tough, because I'm not - I'm chanting your lyrics and thanking you for your stupidity - yippee ;-)
my family are distressed, my friends are distressed, but that's just tough, because I'm not - I'm chanting your lyrics and thanking you for your stupidity - yippee ;-)
I'm still waiting for Jacko to say he's on a mission to find the real molester.
Stuart, you make sense. Now that I've re-read my own work, I'm itching to apply as a day care worker at Neverland ranch :-)
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