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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Ken Jennings"

Original Song Title:

"Mrs. Robinson"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Ken Jennings"

Parody Written by:

Larry Hensley

The Lyrics

And here's to you, Mr. Ken Jennings
You've more fans than you will ever know, whoa whoa whoa
You've got money, Mr. Ken Jennings
Don't think of the taxes you will pay
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey

We know a lot about you from all your Jeopardy time
And to their money you just helped yourself
Look around you, all you see are "give me money" eyes
Those you beat are now stalking you at your home

And here's to you, Mr. Ken Jennings
You've more fans than you will ever know, whoa whoa whoa
You've got money, Mr. Ken Jennings
Don't think of the taxes you will pay
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Spend it all on Porsches, homes, and nice yachts
You know it's no secret, you are real famous right now
No one since, has cleaned up like you did before

Achoo, Achoo, Mr. Ken Jennings
You can blow your nose with all your dough, whoa whoa whoa
You've got money, Mr. Ken Jennings
Don't think of the taxes you will pay
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey

Standing in Jeopardy on a Monday afternoon
You're the one the contestants all hate
Laugh about it, shout about it
Why'd you have to lose
Now you might be hittin' all the booze

Left in your wake, many contestants
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you, whoo whoo whoo
What's that you say, Mr. Ken Jennings
Ever since you left, it's not the same
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey

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Genius in Maine - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
A: The score I'm giving you for this parody. Q: What are fives?
alvin rhodes - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
i wonder if the mormons are gonna get their 10 percent....5s
Ingeborg S. Nordén - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Minor pacing problems (making "Ken Jennings" fit the rhythm of "Robinson" felt awkward IMO), but not enough to mar an otherwise well-written parody TOO badly. 5-5-5.
Larry Hensley - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone.

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