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Song Parodies -> "95 Mile An Hour Speed Song"

Original Song Title:

"59th Street Bridge song"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"95 Mile An Hour Speed Song"

Parody Written by:

Tim O'Heron

The Lyrics

Slow down, were movin' too fast.
Use the brake and not the gas!
Just spinnin' round them Firestones;
lookin' for cops and really moving.

da da da dum dum dum dum - really moving

Watch that lamp post!
you almost hit it!
Your speed's too high
you just don't get it!
Aintchya got no care for me
your scootin' and tootin'
that ain't too groovy.

da da da dum dum dum dum - that ain't too groovy

I've got no pleas to you 'cept I don't wanna be
mangled and tangled and dead at nineteen.
The thought of flowers on my tombstone
don't seem all that keen.
Life I love ya, but were really moving!

da da da dum dum dum dum - were really moving

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 95

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