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Song Parodies -> "Leader Kim Jong-il"

Original Song Title:

"Mrs. Robinson"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Leader Kim Jong-il"

Parody Written by:

Mitch O

The Lyrics

I'm just making this one up on the go...
And here's to you, leader Kim Jong-il
We all hate you more than words will say (go away...)
Don't nuke countries, leader Kim Jong-il
We'll be invaded 'fore we ever know (where to go, through our woes)

The CIA
knows very much about you
in their files.
They'd like to bomb you back
to the Stone Age
Look around you all you see are
Mean and hating eyes
Stroll around your grounds
But missiles will be homed

Right onto you, leader Kim Jong-il
No one likes your rule or what you say (go away...)
Don't nuke countries, leader Kim Jong-il
We'll be invaded 'fore we ever know (where to go, through our woes)

You're hiding in a hiding place
That no one really knows
Your bombs are stored away
in the basement
It's your little secret
just a Kim Jong-il affair
Most of all, you've got to hide
From the US

Away you go, leader Kim Jong-il
Please just leave us now, that's right today (go away...)
Don't nuke countries, leader Kim Jong-il
We'll be invaded 'fore we ever know (where to go, through our woes)

Sittin on your throne
in the Commie party room
No other candidates will race
You laugh about it,
You shout about it,
But when you get the news,
When Korea gets attacked, you lose.

O please just go, leader Kim Jong-il
A nation turns accusing eyes to you (yes we do)
Cuz if you stay, leader Kim Jong-il
Bombs will drop, and you'll be forced to stay (that's your way, in this fray)

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Johnny D - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Mr. Chia Head is always great parody-fodder, and he deserves it. Good job!
John Barry - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
5s for taking on this dangerous psychopath. David Letterman make periodic references to Kim's father, Menta Li-Il.

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