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Song Parodies -> "Sounds Of Violence"

Original Song Title:

"Sound Of Silence"

Original Performer:

Simon And Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Sounds Of Violence"

Parody Written by:

South Park Al

The Lyrics

i thought cartman was my friend
until he beat me up again
into my bedroom he was creeping
hitlered me while i was sleeping
and the odor from that ghastly brownish stain
still remains
this is the sound of violence

amid my screams, he broke my bones
even now it makes me moan
'neath the covers as i lay napped
he bent my collarbone until it snapped
then my neck was stabbed
by a knife, and my head felt light
then all was night
this is the sound of violence

and then he chased me with a saw
he poked my eye and broke my jaw
i was gagging without speaking
and my body fluids were leaking
he was biting flesh
and i heard it rip and tear
he pulled my hair
this is the sound of violence

fools, he said, you do not know
violence is the answer, so...
feel my power as i beat you
every single time that i meet you
and his fists like mighty anvils fell
it hurt like hell
this is the sound of violence

and although i begged and prayed
and cowered like i was afraid
cartman lashed out with this warning
as my face he was deforming
and the brute said
the blood of my victim is splattered on the bedroom wall
i had a ball
this is the sound of violence

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Johnny D - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Deliriously twisted and well-paced.
alvin rhodes - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks, johnny
Adagio - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
It looks as if we both like this one by Simon and Garfunkel...I did "A Voice of Violence" 3 months ago. Just the word 'violence' in the name and a completely different subject.
Rick D - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Me too, but I'm not allowed to plug.
alvin rhodes - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
i saw s and g do "sound of silence" at the hollywood bowl last night ...
Spaff.com - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, since you're subject to a self-imposed plugging ban, I'll plug it for ya:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/simongarfunkel18.shtml
Frankie - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked it, The pacing was really well done and it was a funny song.
BJGB - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
thats the best parody ever! its great because i like both Simon and Garfunkel and Southpark! what makes it funny is if you read it along with the MIDI here's a link http://sglyrics.myrmid.com/midi.htm

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