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Song Parodies -> "For Emily, And Leather Ties That Bind Her"

Original Song Title:

"For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"For Emily, And Leather Ties That Bind Her"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

What a scream I had
Pressed my organ, whee!
Clothed in leopard skin
Gloves stroking urgently
Softer than the pain

I groveled on my knees
Down
As her strop-whip flayed
She made me bleed and swell
Whipping down where I lay splayed
With my hard on

And when she paddled me
My
Cheeks flushed red so bright
She walked with hostile heels
On my red swollen backside
I held my gland

And when I awoke
In the am-bu-lance, dear
I kissed your raven hair
With my blood-stained tears

Oh I love you, girl
Oh, I love you...

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Judge judy - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Plays off the original exceedingly well, one of the better recent efforts here. Very humorous and coherent throughout.
Johnny D - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Your Honor. I respectfully express my gratitude to the court!
Jack Wilson - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved it! 555!
Johnny D - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jack! Did you get my reply to your PM ?
Meriadoc - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Chucky's asleep at the switch again, isn't he? ;-D

DKTOS, so can't vote, but I did lick my lips a lot.... Mal's bowed out of the threesome, are you game? ;-)
Johnny D - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Hi Merry! Oh sure, why not.... 'cept I'm not really into pain.... heh heh heh..... Hey, here's a lovely sample of the original song:

http://musicclips.liquiddigitalmedia.com/asf1/4/3/5/4/000084­4534.asf
Johnny D - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
The comment-software introduced a HIDDEN bogus dash character " - " in this part of that free audio sample URL ........ 000084-4534 ........ that part of the URL should have no dash but instead should be a solid 0000844534. Just remove the bogus dash when you paste the URL into your browser's address bar, and the link should work OK.
Paul Robinson - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Johhhhnnnnyyyy - You've been very naughty here. We're going to have to give you 555 whacks for this. You'll thank us when were done...
Quayle - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Has Malcolm taken over the editing?
Rick D - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Now you can close your eyes and imagine this in the top ten. Rising, rising.... Oops. Only climaxed at five.
Johnny D - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul: Thank you sir may I have some more!

Quayle: We can only hope!

Rick: Thanks for the premature recalculation!
Johnny D - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Quayle, thanks for your vote, too!
Adagio - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
=:o Johnnny!!!! Good Grief!! hehe
Johnny D - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh thanks Adagio!
Adagio - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Mer...not polite to drool. :D
alvin rhodes - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment
this is GREAT...i bow to your greatness, sir
Johnny D - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Alvin!
Peregrin - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, good one! Merry, I did less than this with Cecelia, and you vetoed it????
Johnny D - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Pip!

What's up with Cecelia?
Meriadoc - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
It was one of Pippin's naughtier ideas, started just before Chucky made the 'no sex' ruling... Come to think of it, it wasn't really that naughty at all, comparatively...
Red Ant - October 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent Johnny D, I left some marks on this that will hurt in the best way possible. Also, just submitted a parody to this OS, I see this is/was the only parody to "For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her".
Johnny D - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red Ant.

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