and heres to you, mrs. choksondik
jesus, ain't your boobies hangin' low......wo wo wo
down to your knees , mrs. choksondik
heaven sakes, why do you let them sway?...hey hey hey..........hey hey hey

we'd like to recommend that you invest in a brassiere
we'd like to help you keep those things contained
look around and you might find one that is just your size
strap that garment on...your boobs will feel at home

and here's to you, mrs. choksondik
jesus, ain't your boobies hangin' low.....wo wo wo
down to your knees , mrs. choksondik
heaven sakes, don't they get in the way?...hey hey hey......hey hey hey

hide them in a hiding place where no one ever goes
you don't want men starin' at your cupcakes
it should be a secret. something, ladies do not share
most of all, you've got to hide them from the kids

coo coo ca choo, mrs. choksondik
jesus, ain't your boobies hangin' low......wo wo wo
down to your knees, mrs. choksondik
heaven sakes, please keep those things at bay...hey hey hey.....hey hey hey

sittin' on a sofa on a sunday afternoon
mr. mackey shows up for a date
take 'em out, no doubt about it
have sex if you choose
that's the time to turn those puppies loose

where have you gone, mr. mackey dear?
can't you see i'm horny over you?....woo woo woo
what's that you say, mr. mackey, dear
have you lost you're nerve and run away?....hey hey hey......hey hey hey