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Song Parodies -> "Bridge over Troubled Molars"

Original Song Title:

"Bridge Over Troubled Waters"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Bridge over Troubled Molars"

Parody Written by:

Paul Wooten

The Lyrics

When you're worried, teeth will fall
When chewing makes you cry, don't you pull them all
Chew on one side
Oh, when rhymes get rough:)
A dentist must be found
Make a bridge over troubled molars
If there's one in town

When your bong goes out, when you're out of weed
When munchies hit you hard, eat some comfort food
I'll take that pie....
Oh, when munchies come
My gut gets very round
With a fridge full of grub and butter, I will gain 5 pounds
With a fridge full of grub and butter, I will gain 5 pounds

Come on pregnant girl, come on by
The time has come to try, pickles and ice cream
I don't know why...
Oh, if you need Depends
To powder young behinds
With a crib full of soiled diapers, you will hold your nose
With a crib full of soiled diapers, you will hold your nose

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mac - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm smiling here.
Johnny D - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, two dental parodies on the same day, what are the odds? Good job. 5's
Jan Unwin - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I knew this would be good as soon as I saw the title. 5-5-5
Paul Wooten - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
mac, Johnny, Jan. thanks to you three terrific writers for the nice words. Your songs just keep me in stitches and provide much inspiration
Birg - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
GJ Paul :-D G1
Adagio - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Paul!
Paul Wooten - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Birg, Adagio, many thanks
Guy - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Was that the fridge with the rancid butter? Well done. Hahahahaha.
alvin rhodes - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
the title was so clever, i knew it would be a good one !
Paul Wooten - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, I thought about using rancid, and it would have been true! Thanks
Paul Wooten - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin, thank you.
mr critical - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I dunno, sort of seemed like three different songs to me, I prefer parodies to be a bit more. . .cohesive
Paul Wooten - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Mr Critical. thanks for your comments. Why are you afraid to leave your name? I don't mind criticism, it will help me become a better writer.
Mari D - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul, regarding the teeth, it must have been the Savoy Truffle! Enjoyed it (the parody, not the truffle).
Paul Wooten - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Mari D, thank you(WHAT IS SAVOY TRUFFLE?)
Rick D - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
It's the title of a Beatle song, which George got from a candy assortment box he got an upset stomach from.
Paul Wooten - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick. I thought I knew most of the Fab Four stuff, but missed this one.
Adagio - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought Savoy Truffle was some kind of dance..:D
Mari D - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul, the story that I heard was about George ragging on his buddy Eric Clapton, who was always eating sweets. Reportedly, he had told Eric that if he kept up that habit he'd have to have all his teeth pulled out. Adagio, it SHOULD be a dance!
Paul Wooten - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
DO THE TRUFFLE !!! Tea, I can see it now :-)
Adagio - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe...you start it off, Paul. Mari, you and Rick next, k?
Rhoda Kaye - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Very nice. I am glad to see you did not disgrace my favorites S&G song. :) All 5's ~RK~
mr critical - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I would leave my real name, and would have voted, but a lot of people don't seem to respond well to constructive criticism, they take it too personally. I'm glad to see you're an exception.
Paul Wooten - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Rhoda, thanks so much......mr critical, I don't know anyone here personally, but my objective is merely to bring chuckles to people. I know I step over the line sometimes in an effort to amuse, but never with intentional maliciousness aforethought. However, the smiles of the many outweigh the frowns of the few, to paraphrase Mr. Spock.My hat's off to anyone not afraid to speak their mind, even if it is not positive.As to your 3 song idea that I gave brief consideration to, it just seemed easier to wrap it all up in one bite than to beat a dead horse 3 times. Lots of other songs need the attention.
Paul Robinson - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul W. Dental problems sure bite, don't they. While the parody does seem to roll into new territory with each verse it's still funny. Say, I noticed on a comment you made to Mari D that you are 53. By coincidence, so am I. (April 1st, 1950...no lie). That tracks you up there wrinkled neck-to- wrinkled neck with me in the battle for "Oldest Fart posting parodies on amiright.com", at least among those brave enough to declare their age.
Chris - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
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Paul Wooten - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul, I'm so old I can't even remember how old I am! I am actually 52, I was born in 51. Will be 53 in August. But with all the mileage, I'm about 103, and feel older. However, you know what they say, growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional LOL. Mentally, I'm about 16, or roughly double my iq. :-D
Paul Robinson - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul W - This IS getting a little scary! One of MY FAVORITE lines happens to be: "Aging is mandatory, Maturity is strictly optional". WAY too close to your "growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional" I'd have to say. It sort of reminds me of the first paragraph of a baseball story from back in the 1970's. The Dodgers had veterans Manny Mota and I believe maybe Vic Davalillo (not sure it was him but it was a left-handed hitting, contact-type hitter). They both got key 9th inning hits to beat the Phillies in a play-off game ( I think Greg Luzinski misplayed one of them that he maybe should have caught into a hit, the fans and pundits really laid into the Phils Manager, Danny Ozark possibly, but I'm not positive, for not making a 9th inning defensive change in left-field. and the writer started the paragraph out "Between them Manny Mota and Vic Davalillo are old enough to be dead." (I think they were maybe 40 and 39 at the time, roughly). I'm not kidding, really, it was the lead Sports Story in the L.A. Times that day. So what was my point here, anyway???
Paul Wooten - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul R. , That's a damn funny line from the writer, except to Mota and Davalillo. The "BULL" was never much with the glove, but could hit his weight...a ton. Mota was one of the best pinch hitters in history, they'll probably keep his cryogenically-frozen body in the on deck circle for a 9th inning rally the next time the Dodgers make the playoffs. I lived in Riverside Cal. for 3 years inthe late 50's when the Dodgers moved there and played in the Coliseum , before Chavez Ravine was built. Got to see Koufax(not yet great, bullpen mostly), Drysdale, Snider, Hodges, Osteen et al. Still carry great memories to this day.Yea, what was the point again? :-D
Rose - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job..
Paul Wooten - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks so much Rose!!
melody - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
this is reall funny I like it
smokey "the pot head" - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
yah Im in love with bud and IM A girl too. smoke weed everday.

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