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Song Parodies -> "I Am A Cop"

Original Song Title:

"I Am A Rock"

Original Performer:

Simon And Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"I Am A Cop"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

a song about south park's officer barbrady
a witless day
there are things i can't remember
i'm dumb as stone
racing in my cruiser
down the streets i go
i am very often silent cause i'm slow
i am a cop...i'm a policeman

i take calls
i act both brave and mighty
but no thoughts penetrate
i have no grip on logic
i can't use my brain
there's laughter as the people feel disdain
i am a cop...i'm a policeman

don't mix me up
i have read some words before
they're sleeping in my memory
i won't disturb the slumber of brain cells that have died
if i never read i'd still be me inside
i am a cop...i'm a policeman

i have my gun
and my billy club to protect me
i am shielded by my armor
my brain is a tomb
thoughts don't seem to loom
i'm really dumb and no one reaches me
i am a cop...i'm a policeman

and this cop has no brains
and he often wonders why

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.3
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 3

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 3   0
 4   0
 5   1

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Rick D - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know about anyone else, but to me South Park is better in smaller doses. You're an all day marathon.
Michael Pacholek - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
How can you write a parody about cops and not mention doughnuts? Or at least coffee?
Meriadoc - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick - true, but his non-South Park parodies are a real crack-up. This ?kid? has great potential!
sloatead - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
5's, but maybe you COULD dish out the south park parodies in smaller doses

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