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Song Parodies -> "Whelchair Bound"

Original Song Title:

"Homeward Bound"

Original Performer:

Simon And Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Whelchair Bound"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

a song about south park's timmy
i'm sittin' here in rumination
a victim of emaciation
on a tour with my rock band
my turkey and my boys at hand
and every stage is neatly planned
to accomodate a crippled man

wheelchair bound......i wish i weren't
wheelchair bound
bound......and there's no escapin'
bound......there's no baseball playin'
bound......in this chair i'm stayin'
silently fuming

every might's an endless stream
of rock and roll and groupie screams
but every day's the same for me
i'm lacking in mobility
and every stranger's legs i see
reminds me of my misery

wheelchair bound......i wish i weren't
wheelchair bound
bound......and there's no escapin'
bound......there's no baseball playin'
bound......in this chair i'm stayin'
silently fuming

tonight i'll sing my songs again
i'll scream my name and pretend
then it all comes back to me
ashamed of my infirmity
from this chair i can't break free
i need someone to uplift me

wheelchair bound......i wish i weren't
wheelchair bound
bound......and there's no escapin'
bound......there's no baseball playin'
bound......in this chair i'm stayin'
silently fuming
silently fuming

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Guy - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Interesting.
Agrimorfee - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Doesn't seem to have much to do about Timmy, but a well-written (not funny) thought-provoking song nonetheless. I gave 545 because I liked it.
mac - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked it.
Robert J. Pagliaro - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice write.
sloatead - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
"Doesn't seem to have much to do about Timmy"...it does, if you know the show, that episode with the lords of the underworld...5's, tho more sad than funny
Sarah - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
It's good.

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