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Song Parodies -> "Dared To Drink Toilet Water"

Original Song Title:

"Bridge Over Troubled Water"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Dared To Drink Toilet Water"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

Needed money
For the rent
Four-hundred fifty bucks
Plus seventeen cents
And so I tried
To get some dough
My friends came up with this--
They dared me to drink toilet water
And to chug it down
They dared me to drink toilet water
And to chug it down

So I scooped it out
And I took a drink
It tasted pretty bad
Oh, I almost spewed
My buds all said,
"Oh, that looks so fun"
But they're not brave enough
To be drinking that toilet water
And to chug it down
To be drinking that toilet water
And to chug it down

All the guys and girls
Well, they lied
They never paid me back,
For my entertainment acts
Those dirty swines!
Oh, they still owe me cash
And soon, well, they will find
All their heads dunked in toilet water!
I will push them in!
All their heads, dunked in TOILET WATER!
I will push them IIIIINNNNN!




{sploosh}
lebeiw@lycos.com

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Peregrin - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
L-15, this was 'very' different! Freud would be interested in writing a paper about this...or you (hee hee)! 5x3 !
Phil Alexander - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Maybe they didn't mean exactly that when they said "in lieu of payment..." ;-)
royce miller - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
L-15---you've made me feel better today; I've also needed money, but haven't reached this depth of desperation as of yet
Static - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
555 and the toilet award of the day. i won yesterdays by spraying the toilet water with green hair dye. now let's see somebody drink THAT!
Johnny D - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
5-5-5 ! There's nothing quite like some good quality toilet humor to beat the living crap out of the blues !
Billy Florio - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Talk about putting a new spin on Toilet humor.....
Joelle - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
HAHAHA! You made me laugh! All 5's!
Wild Man - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL, Leb hope it's not true.
wdh - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Magnifico!

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