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Song Parodies -> "The 59th Schwarznegger Bridge Song"

Original Song Title:

"The 59th Street Bridge Song"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"The 59th Schwarznegger Bridge Song"

Parody Written by:

-DOUG-

The Lyrics

They're used to me singing at the gym, and even to me making up songs as I go. On the eve of the recall election, this one caught them by surprise.
Slow down, you grab too fast
I only said you could kiss my ass. So,
maybe your hands - shouldn't roam
It's not nice, feelin' boobies!
da da da da da da da feelin' boobies

Ya know you weren't s'posed to pull 'em showin'
I don't know where that picture's goin'
Won't ya drop my shirt for me
I don't want you, feelin' boobies
la la la la la la la feelin' boobies

You can call me prude, but you grab like a geek
Your pickup is lousy, your sex appeal weak
I complain then they fire me and then what will be?
I can't stop you, feelin' my boobies
la la la la la la la feelin boobies

-DOUG-
I thought only Supreme Court Justices were allowed to act this way. Don't say it, that one guy got in trouble, remember?

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Michael Pacholek - October 07, 2003 - Report this comment
You don't have clearance, Clarence!
Guy DiRito - October 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Great parody Doug. I don't agree with the 3 votes you got. This one is really good. I guess some people don't like Arnold talked about. I gave you 5s. Keep up the great parody writing.

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