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Song Parodies -> "Master Robinton"

Original Song Title:

"Mrs. Robinson"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Master Robinton"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This will probably be funniest to people who've read Anne McCafferey's Pern series.
We'd like to know
A little bit about you
We'd like to help you learn
To help yourself.
Listen all around you all you hear
are dragon minds.
Stroll around the hall
Until you feel a song.

And here's to you, Master Robinton,
Camo loves you more than you will know (Wo wo wo).
And bless you, please, Master Robinton,
Benden holds a place for those who drink (Hey hey hey, yeah I think).

Hide it in a hiding place
Where no one ever goes.
Put it in your pantry with your glow-worms.
It's a little secret,
Just the Robintons' affair.
Most of all, you've got to hide it
from the weyrlings, Coo

ca-choo, Master Robinton,
Camo loves you more than you will know (Wo wo wo).

And bless you, please, Master Robinton,
Benden holds a place for those who drink (Hey hey hey, yeah I think).

Sitting on a sofa
All the sevenday at noon,
Going to the weyrleaders' debate,
Laugh about it,
Shout about it,
When you're fighting Thread,
Any way it lands on you you're dead.

Where have you gone, Old Canth and F'nor?
A planet turns its threadscored eyes to you (Ooo ooo ooo).

What's that you say, Master Robinton?
"AIVAS has left and gone between" (Brown Bronze Blue, Gold and Green).

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Claude Prez - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, I never read the series, but the pacing was very good, I liked "any way it lands on you you're dead", and some tiny guy gave you ones so 5-5-5. Good job.
Adagio - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
I lost my copy of the song, so I'll take your word on it, Claude. I knew some of it, of course. Besides, I never like to see the one's guy fiddling with scores. ( I never read the series either).
PernieGirl - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you!! It's my first try at writing one.
Emily - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey,Mrs. Robinson heaven holds a place for your souffle
harper_robinton - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I am a BIG fan of the series. This song is great! I hope to see more about Pern.
PernieGirl - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Yay! Someone who gets it! :) Thanks.
Steve K. - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
By Faranth's Shell, I didn't about this one until I did a Search (to see if there were any Pern-related parodies, that is). Canth and F'Nor are gone? :(
PernieGirl - April 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh don't worry... they're surely not gone for good!
Adam Fuller - August 28, 2010 - Report this comment
I've read the pern books-looked this up after hearing "Mrs. Robinson" and coming up with the same idea. Was amused. Good job!

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