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Song Parodies -> "I Aim To Mock"

Original Song Title:

"I Am A Rock"

Original Performer:

Simon And Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"I Aim To Mock"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

a-scribblin' 'way
as a ditty, i dismember
i'm on a roll
phrasin' how the tune goes
its a tricky flow
its all freshly written by a clown you know
i aim to mock
while i am rhymin'

i've ripped all
offended deep, alrighty
my songs can nauseate
i have no song i worship
worship no refrain
i'm after some reworkin' that's insane
i aim to mock
while i am rhymin'

i chop up stuff
and i'll flip the words, galore
by diggin' in my glossary
i must disturb a number
that people idolize
if its never heard
why should i parodize ?
i aim to mock
while i am rhymin'

i use their hooks
and their poetry, incorrectly
i am feelin' there's no harm here
holed up in my room
ideas start to bloom
i'm up till one
deployin' parodies
i aim to mock
while i am rhymin'

and to mock, holds no shame
when the rhymin' really shines

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Michael Pacholek - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
As our great President, Matthew Santos, would say, your aim is true. (Yes, I know, it's just a TV show. In two years, I'll get a life.)
AFW - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
You are indeed, a fine "Mocking Bard"..Unique idea
Ann Hammond - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Aah! fresh from a clown.
alvin rhodes - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks michael AFW and ann
Stephen Harrington - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
555, a salute to parodies that's good.
PMS - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
This rocks!
Lionel Mertens - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Say Whatever Poo Poo larnyx 5's
Yoidy - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Congrats to you! The Mockers' anthem! 555
John Lenon - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Was it okay for me to say that I was more popular than Jesus, Alvin? I think me and Him worked through that one a long time ago.
Jesus - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I am more popular than alvin rhodes. But just barely. Spaff digs alvin's stuff too; me and him worked through that one a long time ago.
Toby Ziegler - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I want to mock people!
Adagio - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
That's a good one, alvin! 5's
alvin rhodes - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks stephen PMS lionel yoidy spaff toby and adagio
Paul Robinson - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
What? You fergot to thank "John Lenon" & "Jesus"...well, I gotta tell ya...this was very, very clever...great concept & sharply done...love those "parody author parodies" when they are well done...5's ~ ~ ~
Tommy Turtle - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Mock around the clock, dude... (Hey, not a bad follow-up for ya!) TMGLTM, but "incorrectly" for "to protect me" really tickled me. 555

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