Song Parodies -> Pig Tender
| Original Song Title: | "Big Spender (From Sweet Charity)" |
| Original Performer: | Shirley MacLaine |
| Parody Song Title: | "Pig Tender" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Duncan |
This is funnier if you imagine the scene from the musical with very hefty "dance hall girls".
The minute you came off the farm
I could tell you were a man who was stinky
A real pig tender
That smell just reeked of swine
But I'm the kind of gal
Who likes that odor just fine
So, let me get right to the oink
I just love the pork on any guy I see
Hey pig tender!
Tenderize some ham for me.......
Do you wanna cook ribs?
How's about a few loins?
Just tell me when it's ...food time!
Do you wanna cook ribs? (ribs ribs)
How's about (ribs)a few loins?
Just tell me (ribs) when it's (ribs).. food time!
Ribs loins food time Ribs loins food time
Ribs loins food time (Mmmmmm!)
What did you say you do?
Just a little bite...(loins)
I can barbeque..(ribs)
Let me cook you a (pork roast)
Hey, pig tender .......Hey, pig tender
The minute you stunk up the joint
I could smell a whiff of hog real distinctly
A squeal pig tender
Good cooking, ain't it, Hun?
But I'm the kind of gal who
Brings home bacon for fun
So, let me get right to the oink
I just love the pork on any guy I see
Hey pig tender!
Hey, pig tender
Hey, pig tender
Tenderize some ham for me.......
Ribs loins food time Ribs loins food time Ribs loins food time
How about a sandwich? Yeah!
I could tell you were a man who was stinky
A real pig tender
That smell just reeked of swine
But I'm the kind of gal
Who likes that odor just fine
So, let me get right to the oink
I just love the pork on any guy I see
Hey pig tender!
Tenderize some ham for me.......
Do you wanna cook ribs?
How's about a few loins?
Just tell me when it's ...food time!
Do you wanna cook ribs? (ribs ribs)
How's about (ribs)a few loins?
Just tell me (ribs) when it's (ribs).. food time!
Ribs loins food time Ribs loins food time
Ribs loins food time (Mmmmmm!)
What did you say you do?
Just a little bite...(loins)
I can barbeque..(ribs)
Let me cook you a (pork roast)
Hey, pig tender .......Hey, pig tender
The minute you stunk up the joint
I could smell a whiff of hog real distinctly
A squeal pig tender
Good cooking, ain't it, Hun?
But I'm the kind of gal who
Brings home bacon for fun
So, let me get right to the oink
I just love the pork on any guy I see
Hey pig tender!
Hey, pig tender
Hey, pig tender
Tenderize some ham for me.......
Ribs loins food time Ribs loins food time Ribs loins food time
How about a sandwich? Yeah!
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I'm sure I submitted this once. Please ignore this and comment on the other one.
Okay I take it back. The other one went away, so please comment on this one.
555, good job.
Something weird is going on. I submitted one last night but it didn't take. Did this happen to anyone else?
I liked "oink" and several other good lines and the visual of this being sung by a Jenny Craig dropout.
Yes, Mari. I submitted one that didn't get in (and it had no suggestive references either...lol). I just resubmitted it.
i made the mistake of reading this while having lunch...so damn funny i almost choked...the title alone is worth 5s...very good
Funny stuff.
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