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Song Parodies -> "Old Swinger"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Shirley Bassey

Parody Song Title:

"Old Swinger"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Old Swinger,
He's the man,
The man with the sexy babe,
His name is Abe..

Such an Old Swinger,
Wrinkled skin,
He carries his cash in bags,
His face just sags

Sweet as birds, are his words,
To her ears..
Cause money talking,
Is all that she hears..
If she's holding her nose when he's kissed her,
Blame the nasty breath from,

Mister, Old Swinger,
Denture plates,
and a brown toupee...
What's left to say?

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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 5   8

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alvin rhodes - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with...5s
John Barry - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I like what you've done to my composition!
Stuart McArthur - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Abe Simpson? - or am I missing someone obvious? - 555
Kristof Robertson - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
You're such a cynic, AFW...:-) 555

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