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Song Parodies -> "Big Camper"

Original Song Title:

"Big Spender"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shirley Bassey

Parody Song Title:

"Big Camper"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

Hi guys! I'd like to think that Shirley used to sing this when camping. I hope you enjoy!
The minute you walked on the site
I could see you were a real outdoors man,
A real big camper!
Pegging in your guylines.
The way you put that ground sheet down is sublime.
So let me get right to the point
I don't pitch my tent for every man I see
Hey big camper!
Pitch your little tent for me.

This tent will keep out the sun, sun, sun.
We will go a week without baths, baths.
I've got a bottle of white wine
Let's share a bottle of white wine.

The minute you walked on the site
I could see you were a real outdoors man,
A real big camper!
Pegging in your guylines.
The way you put that ground sheet down is sublime.
So let me get right to the point
I don't pitch my tent for every man I see
Hey big camper!
Hey big camper!
Hey big camper!
Pitch your little tent for me.

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K. Letterman - November 21, 2016 - Report this comment
Clever subs. Liked this a lot. Pacing was off in many places, but it read very well. Good job.

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