Song Parodies -> Gold-thinger
| Original Song Title: | "Goldfinger" |
| Original Performer: | Shirley Bassey |
| Parody Song Title: | "Gold-thinger" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Gold-thinger,
It's the one, the one with the Midas much,
Girls love it's touch,
Such a Gold-thinger
Glimmers sweet, and takes a backseat to none
Fems seek it's fun
Golden thrusts quelling lusts that appear
Pleasures swell till they yell out and cheer
Every Gold-thinged girl .. knows, like her sister
Not a man she's with ...
But just her, Gold-thinger ...
Vibrates, too, .. powered by new alkalines
Smooth sleek designs
Golden notes from their throats ring sin-cere
'Less they're numb, orgasm's coming here ..
Every Gold-thinged girl .. knows, like her sister
Ain't no man she's with ...
It's just her, Gold-thinger ..
Gentle curve ... to find every nerve and fold
This thing is Gold..
Girls want only Gold
Only Gold
She loves Gold
Fourteen carat Gold
Shining Gold
She loves her Gold
It's the one, the one with the Midas much,
Girls love it's touch,
Such a Gold-thinger
Glimmers sweet, and takes a backseat to none
Fems seek it's fun
Golden thrusts quelling lusts that appear
Pleasures swell till they yell out and cheer
Every Gold-thinged girl .. knows, like her sister
Not a man she's with ...
But just her, Gold-thinger ...
Vibrates, too, .. powered by new alkalines
Smooth sleek designs
Golden notes from their throats ring sin-cere
'Less they're numb, orgasm's coming here ..
Every Gold-thinged girl .. knows, like her sister
Ain't no man she's with ...
It's just her, Gold-thinger ..
Gentle curve ... to find every nerve and fold
This thing is Gold..
Girls want only Gold
Only Gold
She loves Gold
Fourteen carat Gold
Shining Gold
She loves her Gold
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A parody that just "hums" along...
555 Carats....
good vibrations...funny concept
Thanks, Mark and alvin
Pretty funny and a good choice for OS.
I'll have a very droll martini...vibrated, not stirred...555!!!...[Security Code - ECH]
Thanks, Timmy, and thanks, James(Leo)
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