Bartender,
He's the one,
The one with the booze we clutch
And choose so much..
Friendly Bartender,
Sets us up,
The moment that we walk in
Then serves us sin..

Golden froth he will pour,
In our glass
Thirsty fools warming stools
With our ass
Play the daily game,
Us rows of players..
Twice an hour,
Restroom sprayers..

Bartender..
Doctor Doom
Sweet potions are on his list
We can't resist..

Golden froth he will pour
In our glass
Thirsty fools warming stools
With our ass..
In this deadly game
We are the players,
Twice an hour,
Restroom sprayers..

Bartender..
Doctor Doom
Sweet potions,
His shelf displays
The liver pays..

From home to the bar,
Isn't far,
Golf swing par
Best not drive a car
Avoiding, we are
Man with star..