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Song Parodies -> "Max Klinger"

Original Song Title:

"Goldfinger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shirley Bassey

Parody Song Title:

"Max Klinger"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

max klinger
he's a man...a man with a clever hunch
though out to lunch
in the war, lingers
what to do ?
he wears clothes against his skin
not meant for men

though he worn them to war through the years
he's surprised, though disguised, he's still here
though dressed as a girl...somebody's sister
its not hard to guess...he's mister max klinger
as a girl, he's wearing a camisole
and sable stole

golden earrings, he sports in his ears
and he slides and he strides in this gear
but he ain't no girl...don't pass muster
anyone can guess...he's mister max klinger
what a squirrel
folks stare as he takes a stroll
he breaks the mold
his act's getting cold
though is goal
is ending patrol
he's been told
they ain't sold


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Jeff Reuben - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Not too familiar with Max Klingler, but it was fun to read
Michael Pacholek - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Holy Toledo, this was good. Anyone who doesn't give this a 5 should be discharged with a Section 8.
Jack Wilson - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Awesome! 5s
McKludge - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Max scores for you. I want my M*A*S*H reruns back!
alvin - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks jeff, michael jack and mckludge
MasonR - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice ode to one of my favorite M*A*S*H characters. I miss that show!
AFW - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Great mash of a MASH dude
alvin - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks mason and AFW
Kristof Robertson - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Both Shirley and Max would be proud. You've certainly got a Hawkeye for a good parody ideas; your funniness Radar must be working; it's like you're some kind of humour trapper, John....I mean Al. ;-) 555
Rex - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow, excellent wordplay here and a great addition to the AmIRight Goldfinger collection (now 42 parodies strong).
Dee Range - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Superbly done, alvin. I used to watch the show on cable 5 times a day in Farmington NM in 1980...nothin' else to do. Brings back great memories. 555
John Barry - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
A peach of a Klinger.
Mike Juergens - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Great concept, nicely done! I was sold! 555
2Eagle - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
You forgot the part where he married LaVerne and he wore the gown.

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