Song Parodies -> Diapers Are No Pleasure
| Original Song Title: | "Diamonds Are Forever" |
| Original Performer: | Shirley Bassey |
| Parody Song Title: | "Diapers Are No Pleasure" |
| Parody Written by: | Silly Willie |
Diapers are no pleasure
Changing them is not so easy
They smell so Limburger cheesy
I change them day and night
For a child who might just squirt me
Diapers are no pleasure
Put one on the kid he'll mess it
There's no way you can repress it
When I go to K-Mart
I go fill up the cart with thirty
I put on gloves
I don't like to touch poopy
Diapers smell so vile to me
But with gloves on
I carry on
Diapers are no pleasure
Hold my nose shut with my fingers
This one is a real humdinger
Babies are creatures who
fill their pants up with poo like gravey
I put on gloves
I don't like to touch poopy
Diapers smell so vile to me
But with gloves on
I carry on
Diapers are no pleasure, no pleasure, no pleasure
Diapers are no pleasure, no pleasure, no pleasure
No pleasure, no pleasure
Changing them is not so easy
They smell so Limburger cheesy
I change them day and night
For a child who might just squirt me
Diapers are no pleasure
Put one on the kid he'll mess it
There's no way you can repress it
When I go to K-Mart
I go fill up the cart with thirty
I put on gloves
I don't like to touch poopy
Diapers smell so vile to me
But with gloves on
I carry on
Diapers are no pleasure
Hold my nose shut with my fingers
This one is a real humdinger
Babies are creatures who
fill their pants up with poo like gravey
I put on gloves
I don't like to touch poopy
Diapers smell so vile to me
But with gloves on
I carry on
Diapers are no pleasure, no pleasure, no pleasure
Diapers are no pleasure, no pleasure, no pleasure
No pleasure, no pleasure
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Very stupid and Yet, Very Funny!!!
Very stupid and Yet, Very Funny!!!
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