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Song Parodies -> "Stubb Finger"

Original Song Title:

"Goldfinger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shirley Bassey

Parody Song Title:

"Stubb Finger"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Stubb Finger,
That's the one,
The one where his bird is flashed
But, it's been smashed

Such a Stubb Finger
Insults you,
But, short is this tip of sin
So, you just grin

Though his lips you can read with your eyes
Words are tamed by his maimed finger size
What you'd normally shake your fist for,
Becomes humerous, from Mister..

Stubb Finger,
Not an inch
Somehow it don't play the same
His bird's gone lame..

Though his lips you can read with your eyes
Words are blunt from such runt finger size
What you'd normally shake your fist for,
Seems just humerous, from Mister..

Stubb Finger,
Ain't an inch,
A flip not at all the same
His bird's too lame
It really is tame
Pity game
Tho, hostile, his aim
There's no flame
More like shame....

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Whiskered Rooster - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Ouch! If that what's going to happen, the Brits better watch out with their TWO-fingered hand gesture, or they'll be getting double the hurt. I'm holding up four fingers/toes on three of my limbs: 444
alvin rhodes - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
unique concept
Johnny D - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Now THAT's both twisted AND disturbingly original!
Lionel Mertens - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW for dedicating a parody for me. It was touching. I'm sorry I ruined it between use. Would you please forgive me. I really empathize with what your going through, and I don't know why you responded in this manner. Well, I hope you won't stay mad. 5's bro.
Lionel Mertens - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Chillax
AFW - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, WR,alvin, Johnny D, and Lionel
Red Ant - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
The only bone I ever broke was my right middle finger. I had to be extra cautious waving to people, since it stuck out worse than a sore thumb! Clever parody AFW. 5s.
AFW - June 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, RA

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