Song Parodies -> Hey Knob Ender
| Original Song Title: | "Hey Big Spender" |
| Original Performer: | Shirley Bassey |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hey Knob Ender" |
| Parody Written by: | Jan-UK |
The minute you sparked up that joint
We could see you couldn't think with distinction
A real knob-ender
No brain cells, a bit behind
Say, wouldn't you like to know what it's like to have a clear mind?
So let me get right to the point
I don't slur my words at everyone I see
Hey knob-ender
Spend time in reality
Don't you know you look so dumb, dumb, dumb?
Now you've moved from eighth's to halves, halves, halves?
Think ya buyin' a good time?
Remember havin' a good time?
The minute you spark up that joint
You can't think with any real distinction
A real knob-ender
No brain cells, a bit behind
Say, wouldn't ya like to know what it's like to have a clear mind?
So let me get right to the point
I don't inanely grin at everyone I see
Hey! knob-ender
Spend time in reality!
We could see you couldn't think with distinction
A real knob-ender
No brain cells, a bit behind
Say, wouldn't you like to know what it's like to have a clear mind?
So let me get right to the point
I don't slur my words at everyone I see
Hey knob-ender
Spend time in reality
Don't you know you look so dumb, dumb, dumb?
Now you've moved from eighth's to halves, halves, halves?
Think ya buyin' a good time?
Remember havin' a good time?
The minute you spark up that joint
You can't think with any real distinction
A real knob-ender
No brain cells, a bit behind
Say, wouldn't ya like to know what it's like to have a clear mind?
So let me get right to the point
I don't inanely grin at everyone I see
Hey! knob-ender
Spend time in reality!
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I liked it. If this is written based on your experiences though, you gotta find a new place to go!
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