Don’t know much about history
Not interested in biology
Got no use for any science book
See the Russians when out I look

But I do know that I’ll lead you
And If you follow you can be me too
What a wonderful girl, that’s me.

Don’t know much about paleology
Don’t like to hear Darwin’s theory
Don’t want a bridge goin’ to nowhere
Don’t want to return the money from there.

So I rejected that bridge for you
And if I could be your “number two”
What a magical world I foresee.

Now, I will claim to be a maverick
That’s what I’m claiming to be.
So maybe by claiming that I’m a maverick
I can get you to vote for me.

Don’t know much about e-theory
Don’t want to see Darwin’s tree
Don’t know much about a science book
Don’t discuss the Ussher* hook

But I do know that I’m for you
And I know that if I’m your number two
You could raise your kids like me.

La ta ta ta ta ta ta
(Archeology)
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
(E Theory)
La ta ta ta ta ta ta
(Science Sucks)
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
(Money I took)

But I know Barack’s a terrorist
Those anti-Americans are on my list
Join my group and get me to DC.