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Song Parodies -> "Wonder Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Woman"

Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Wonder Woman"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

Wonder Woman, your an Amazon
Wonder Woman, that costume you have on
Drives me crazy
You're beautiful from head to toe
Just tie me up with your lasso


Linda Carter, with your big blue eyes
Linda Carter, with your perfect thighs
Linda Carter, 'cause when you jumped in slow motion
I had to go get my lotion

Wonder Woman, for a smile
Wonder Woman, I'd walk a mile
Wonder Woman, You don't need the BatMan
Because I'm your number one fan
Wonder Woman, you're so fine
Wonder Woman, I wish you were mine

Cause I love you
Tie me up tight
I'll tell the truth
You're dynamite

Wonder Woman, still on TV
Wonder Woman, on forty-three
Sci-Fi Channel, you're on today

If I just see you on the TV
Guess that'll be alright with me
You're on tomorrow night at three

But wait, what do I see?
Through the roof landing on me?
Yeah, she's landing right on me
Wonder Woman.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Johnny D - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Yee-haw, rope them little dogies, Wonder Woman! Or maybe not-so-little-dogies... 555
Claude Prez - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I'll tell the truth--that was pretty funny.
Michael Pacholek - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Have you seen Lynda Carter lately? At 52, the woman is still a wonder.
Steven Cavanagh - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
There was something I expected to see in this parody and didn't. Oh wait- nobody can! Never mind. 5s.
Tim Hall - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Great parody about a woman who's still got it! - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Melhi - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Tim, you misspelled "them" >;)
Rice Cube - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Lynda Carter rocks :-D
AussieBullDog - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice effort!
2nz - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
This is hilarious. "I had to go get my lotion" lmao, seriously I had to pause and pick it up.
Floyd's Garage - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody

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